ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIGHT ITS LATE NIGHT JOKE TIME.....
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first off have to say sorry to the blondes...
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Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast? A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab? A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab. |
Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?
A: Adjust the steering wheel. Q: Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel? A: She was trying to blow the horn. Q: Why does a blonde wear panties? A: To keep her ankles warm. |
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. Q: How does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: What do blondes and cow pies have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. |
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized. Q: How do you drown a blond? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard. |
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They are both screwed when they're on their back. Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before she went out? A: If you're not in bed by midnight, come home. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. |
Q: What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?
A: At the circus you'll find a cunning array of stunts. Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? A: She peed on her corn flakes. Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side. Q: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra? A: Thanks for the refill. |
Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde. Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. |
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Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?
A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum) |
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but it does perk me up know that im one post closer to that picture, lol
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damn i got over 35 replies so far.. wooooo hooooo failry safe as of yet i would imagine....
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i wonder think anyone will take the time like i have to make all these posts?
i hope not or this is one wasted night.. no cash or picture.. EEEEEEEEEEEK :bonk: |
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i got a kick ass idea anyone with 2K looking to invest or just give me the cash we can make huge profits im serious.. hit me up we can talk....
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anyone use Peekshows in their members area? i surf around on there sometime looks pretty good think i will try it some time....
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woah got to love City Tv Baby Blue Movies... lol
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These movies areso funny such horribly tv pornos....
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ahh well i will have to take a drive out there one day meet up with all them and FunB and Chris :-)
the Qubec Connection.... lol |
time to see how many posts i got so far...
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including this one and NOT all the one letter word ones 46... WOO HOO
very decent lead i would say.. |
lets look the the scores now will we.....
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Mailman - 48
Everyone Elese - Zero Zippo Nadda God I love my job.... |
i would be a good spammer.. what you thing? anyone looking for a spammer?
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shit 3:20 time flys when your posting to yourself.. lol
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post 51 woo.... i think i will quit tonight at 75
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I like this board its got that slow steady effect to it.... again great job FunB and Chris...
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