Remember that story about how Shania Twain used udder balm to keep her skin looking young? Now you know why she hasn't released an album lately!

"nothing like slipping into a warm jersey on a cold night"

wild thing, I think you Mooo-ve me

Oh man! this is gonna be tough, some funny ones!!
Evil, I hope you and FB are keeping track!

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oh boy, what a head of cattle that was :love: :respect:

Keep on Rockin'

"Dairy Queen"

"if I eat her -- am I still a vegetarian?"

"Hey there sweetie, I am from the Island of Dr. Mooreau."

Welcome to a kinder, gentler dairy farm.

Dr. Evil was terribly disappointed to find out that his new cowgirl did not produce beer instead of milk. She did however cause cream production to rise dramatically in Cletus the farmhand.

GIVE HEAD! Cattle head that is :-)

Keep on Rockin'

"if you milk it -- they will cum"

It's a good thing I've got 4 nipples cause my baby has 4 stomachs!

Fucking bulls isn't all what it's cracked up to be!


Keep on Rockin'

So now that you dared me, am I still a cow-ard?

Keep on Rockin'

Hello, I'm the new Gateway spokesperson!

Keep on Rockin'

Wear a condom - Help Fight Mad Cow Desease!

Screw the milking machine... I'm doing this one by hand!!

HOLY COW!!!

Bestiality never looked so good.

"The best part is when the highschool boys come around at night and tip me over."

"I love hairy cow pie"

"I'm rare"

"Milk and cookie"

Dude, you really want a Dell?

Care to try my rump roast?

you have had tri tip, now try quad tit

A genetics experiment gone horribly right.

Dr. Evil was terribly disappointed in his new creation. He was trying for 4 tits and only got 2 tits and 4 nipples.

You must be psychic! How did you know my daddy was a farmer?

Contest end tonight! Evil and Fb will pick a winner tomorrow!
Woohoo~


Great ones so far!!

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mi so ho knee

I lay for hay!