You know, I hear a lot of a clinking noise coming from the direction of Toronto.

Sounds like golf clubs coming out to me. :)

ah.. good ol' montreal - the best farm team Toronto Leafs ever had

Sports fans. Men. Geeze.

I tell the guy "thanks for the pic" and that he has an impossibly young looking face...do I get so much as a "thanks, Morgan"?

No. Of course not.

*grumble, grumble, bitch, swear*