... Nah. Too easy. :rolleyes:

Shut up you bald fuck.

I compare avatars and, well, guess that says it all ... baldy. :D

Deny all you want...

I CHOOSE TO BE BALD.

You watch it go down the drain.

LMAO!!!

There are only three types of men in the universe that actually choose to be bald -- admit I'm right folks -- you either have to be

a) already loosing your hair
b) a speed swimmer
or
c) a monk.

So, speaking of denial, which one is you, Ant? :)

How about you get out in the real world sometime this decade?

Your list is about as old as dirt.

a) wrong, most balding bastards tend to do what you do, try to hide it by pushing hair over it.

b) swimmers SHAVE their legs, arms and body, they wear caps for their heads.

c) european monks are what come to mind, and they shave a part of their head not all of it.

Shaving ones head has been in style for quite some time, and is actually for me more freeing than having to worry about hair products and how it looks.

Which is something you don't have to worry about, having hair, or knowing how to style it.

So now you're telling me a guy who does facials, manicures and all that other metrosexual shit is too lazy to use hair products.

Ok, whatever, Ant. We believe you. Don't get your follicles all in an uproar now. :)

You are dense.

Shaving my head was a metro thing for me to do, as hair was a pain in the ass. One can do a Hawk only so much til one wants something different.

Plenty of Metro's in our biz who shave their heads...

J$tyles, Cory, BT, come to my mind.

Get out of the 70's dude.

Are we talking about thread jacking here ? :D

We were jacking threads when you didn't have a website..

;-))

Back on subject: this is Baddog with Rrred in LA last year:

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...ny/z102199.jpg

Quick memory test: she's going to be doing what for who where?

I would rather call it, page views. :)

True :D

Ah shit! ROTFL!!!!

I can't wait to ask Jonathan "Are you a metro?". When he goes to take a swing at me, I'll point him your gay, er, way. :p

Dravyk let go of the 70's chap, its a completely new era now where men don't hold onto their locks for dear life :) At one point it might have been cool to look like a klingon, but not anymore mate. Have a no2 cut all over, get yourself a facial, a pedicure, a manicure and a decent cut throat razor. Its called personal grooming whitey :)

J is about as metro as you can get. :)

Men who have clean fingernails, and clean faces, and clean feet, and neatly groomed hair, (short or buzzed) are seriously the sexiest men you can possibly hope to find.

Dravyk if you want an excellent example or tutor on how to be sexy, ask Newton :) He gave me a manicure last week, it was heavenly :)

Ex-squeeze me, son. Just because I don't decide to jump on the fad -- which is what it is -- and become "shaved-head webmaster number 2,786" doesn't mean I don't know how to groom. I have issues of GQ from before you were in school. :baby:

If you listen to Anthony long enough you'll end up believing I resemble Howard Hughes in his last years!! LOL! Tsk, tsk, You should know better than that, Newton.

Just because I find it a bloody bore (and a tad limp) posting on boards what facial scrub I use (St. Ive's Apricot, if you all freaking really have to know) means simply that. :doh:


Sin, couldn't agree with you more with what you've said. :) Btw, I also find giving my baby foot massages and drying a woman's hair after a shower are also nice romantic touches. :)

fad .. FAD!! lol Dravyk i am not this 20 year old twink that everyone thinks mate, i remember the 70's lol

To be honest Anthony has never said anything about you being a recluse and wearing gloves to avoid touching anything :)

Apricot is so yesterday ;)

Sweetie, honestly, and please if nothing else, take it from a woman as someone who has soft & tender skin that needs gentle care (and men can use the same too, trust me) ...St Ives Apricot scrub is about the equivalent of using a brillo pad on your face... trust me. I've been there, and made that mistake, and there are SO many more options... probably all of them better.

Look for Clinique's exfoliant scrub, its far gentler on your skin than St Ives will ever be, and just as effective (as someone who has tried both, please believe me on this, and at least give it a go. If you don't believe me, buy your woman some clinique anything, when they're having a promo that includes a sample size of their facial scrub & you'll see)

:)

Jesus Christ.....

LOL

"""""gave me a manicure last week, it was heavenly """"

Oh and thank you very much for that nugget , Sin.

;-)))))))

Oh as if you need any more nuggets beyond the marks on Newton's neck :)

Watching episodes of "Starsky and Hutch" repeatedly doesn't count. :D


I'll give it a try, sweetie. Appreciate the advice! :)

Although I have to say my skin is so soft and managable and fruity afterwards. :D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Oh did this thread take a wrong turn for you Harry!!!

I hate to tell you this bud, but if we put you, Newton, and me in a row and have 3 ppl pick out the manly types to step forward, you'd be two steps behind me and Newton.

First tip. Get rid of the 1970's bi-focals, get something this decade.

I'll give you tips from time to time, Sin already got you about that apricot scrub stuff that I use to clean the really bad dirt out of my Assault Rifles.

:)

Ant, if you pat yourself any harder on your back you'll start to fall over on your face ... even more than you are now. ;)

I've got the feeling you could create your own Smug Storm (see this week's SouthPark) all by your self. :D

Yes you are heap-big manly man possessing many mirrors. All males everywhere bow to your great testosteroness. :worthy:



As Lennon said, "Whatever gets you through the night, alright, alright." :cackle:

Your sarcasm does not take away the truth of my words.

Stop hiding and get yourself with the times.

I can't find that pic of me and Rrred!@!?#$%!

Otherwise OH would I so tie-in and dove-tail these two threads as one again!

(I'm a bald fucker too and I don't succumb to revealing my motives unless you look like Rrred ;) )

Bump for Rrred pushing it good for Qwebec at Phoenix.

This thread got more action than the GFY one.

Feel free to thank us Metros.

We hope to see ya both at QWEBEC Expo though ;)

I'm happy to admit that I no longer class male grooming as ghey, after a bit of badgering from Nick and Newton last November I took the plunge and gave it a go. It was very pleasurable and I felt awesome when I was done.

Drav, my guy recommends all of the Anthony Logistics products, they're shit hot ;)