Haha! Hey now!

I don't think you are extremely attractive, and I don't want you. ::-|

Cheers,
Matt

Maybe for sex with Meni

Hahahaha dammit Darin, do you have to post ALL our conversations here??!

hahahahaha

twinkley

Lie to get Sex, promote sex I hope I dont have to lie to get it, not when it is all around me!!!

I normally LIE down to have sex, does that count?

Lmao!! That's great!!! :D How are ya hun... howz the fam?

Won't lie for sex. I just ask! :blush:

Thats my girl :D
Hey honey, whats new :)
Good to see you on XNations :cool:
Where have you been??
And HOW COME you are still alive??? You told me on Internext you have only 72 hours left to live and you can't think of dying without having sex one last time and since I was around it would have to be with me.. :confused:
What do the doctors say now? :p

Hi Dear - Yep, finally made it to the boards. Yeah! It's been fun so far. :D

The doctors gave me another 6 months for good behavior. :bonk:

Sure miss you!!

So we have some more time :cool:
Miss you too. Maybe I'll come and visit after the war. :)

I lie DURING sex: I fake all my orgasms... ::-|

I think you should come now, before crap gets really wacky out there. :)

What about lying after sex? Is that ok?

Is that like giving a wrong telephone number before you leave? :D

I think it all depends on the context of the lie.
If a chick asks you how many girls you've had sex with, it's a trap. There's no right answer, and if you say too many or the truth (hehe) there's no way shell fuck you.
So you give any number under 4 and she happens to seduce YOU!
You may have lied and it got you laid, but what would any intelligent guy do?

I think if the girl set's a trap, than lie your ass of. All's fair in love and war.

:evil: :love: :whip: :gdev:

Hey Matt, nice to see ya around this way! :cool:

Too funny. Guys, stay clear of girls who will hold your past relationships against you. Cyndalie is right, thats a no-win situation. Personally, I'd ask for references (hehe). :p

Never had to lie to get sex but won't say that I wouldn't.

What about women lying??? As Chris Rocks says...

You're hair ain't that color!
You're nails aren't that long!
You're not that tall, you're wearing heels!
You're face ain't that pretty, you're wearing MAKEUP!

:D :D :D

My line is - "Well... Seeing you now, I realize I have never been with a REAL woman" :worthy: :gorgeous: :luv: :dancer: :sunshine: :respect:

P.S.
Novette, babe - the phone-number you gave me don't work :confused: :p

I won't say that I haven't lied to get sex, but ... I have to agree with Cyndalie... All's Fair...... :p

:doh:

Was it.. 555-1212 ? lmfao!

STFU :D Ooops - wrong board ;)

OH!!!
I only now get it... I read your replies and didn't understand why you are all appologizing instead of saying yes/no, untill i realized I had a typo!!!
"Would you LIKE to get sex"!! Not Lie! Sorry for the mixup :p

OMFG !!! that is way too funny Ron !!!

I might have lied and said I loved you if you were gonna give me a reach-around :rolleyes:

Vid told me you were gay. You and Ron should hook up. :D

YE! TELL HIM MAN!
Tell him how good I was that last night in vegas ;)
Tell him how you could'nt get me out of your mind after (and out of your anus during) :p

:mad:

Was that you? I thought I sat on a peanut.

You mix me with the legend about the boy who reached the giant in the sky on a spring of a peanut that grew and grew and grew and grew :p