So we have some more time :cool:
Miss you too. Maybe I'll come and visit after the war. :)

I lie DURING sex: I fake all my orgasms... ::-|

I think you should come now, before crap gets really wacky out there. :)

What about lying after sex? Is that ok?

Is that like giving a wrong telephone number before you leave? :D

I think it all depends on the context of the lie.
If a chick asks you how many girls you've had sex with, it's a trap. There's no right answer, and if you say too many or the truth (hehe) there's no way shell fuck you.
So you give any number under 4 and she happens to seduce YOU!
You may have lied and it got you laid, but what would any intelligent guy do?

I think if the girl set's a trap, than lie your ass of. All's fair in love and war.

:evil: :love: :whip: :gdev:

Hey Matt, nice to see ya around this way! :cool:

Too funny. Guys, stay clear of girls who will hold your past relationships against you. Cyndalie is right, thats a no-win situation. Personally, I'd ask for references (hehe). :p

Never had to lie to get sex but won't say that I wouldn't.

What about women lying??? As Chris Rocks says...

You're hair ain't that color!
You're nails aren't that long!
You're not that tall, you're wearing heels!
You're face ain't that pretty, you're wearing MAKEUP!

:D :D :D

My line is - "Well... Seeing you now, I realize I have never been with a REAL woman" :worthy: :gorgeous: :luv: :dancer: :sunshine: :respect:

P.S.
Novette, babe - the phone-number you gave me don't work :confused: :p

I won't say that I haven't lied to get sex, but ... I have to agree with Cyndalie... All's Fair...... :p

:doh:

Was it.. 555-1212 ? lmfao!

STFU :D Ooops - wrong board ;)

OH!!!
I only now get it... I read your replies and didn't understand why you are all appologizing instead of saying yes/no, untill i realized I had a typo!!!
"Would you LIKE to get sex"!! Not Lie! Sorry for the mixup :p

OMFG !!! that is way too funny Ron !!!

I might have lied and said I loved you if you were gonna give me a reach-around :rolleyes:

Vid told me you were gay. You and Ron should hook up. :D

YE! TELL HIM MAN!
Tell him how good I was that last night in vegas ;)
Tell him how you could'nt get me out of your mind after (and out of your anus during) :p

:mad:

Was that you? I thought I sat on a peanut.

You mix me with the legend about the boy who reached the giant in the sky on a spring of a peanut that grew and grew and grew and grew :p

Yeah, Vid is an authority on the subject we just found out ... ::-|

WTF is this ?!?

Wahahahahaha WRONG BOARD?!?

Now, I have done wrong IRC windows, wrong AIM windows, wrong ICQ windows..... but NEVER the wrong message board!! hahahahaha

too funny Ron!!

twinkley

Hungry you wrap around Fagot ,, keep you're filthy hands off me .. ron is all yours ...