I wish that monkey would come down here and feed me his banana.

farmer Brown wants to start an artificial insemination program but I told him no effin way! Old fashioned cowgirls like me prefer to get their cream from a bull.

RULE #7

"All you fuckers that rubbed one out to the cow pic are automatically disqualified, on the grounds of that being just WRONG !!!" :(

"Windows ME was worse than being artificially inseminated ... Trust me, I know ..."

"... speaking of a LOAD OF BULL - I could go for one right now !!" =)P

"Can you imagine ...... How much I love you ...... Moo moo moo moo ...."

(HP Sauce commercial ?!?) :rolleyes:

Some of those are too funny...lol :D

Didlidi. Dumdedum. Waiting to hear who won.

:D

Woohoooo! Congrats Mister X you're the weiner...oops! Winner! Big thanks to DK for this fun contest you rock! :worthy:

::-| I'm a weiner? ::-|

I never weined anything before. ::-|

Are you sure StuartD isn't the weiner? :D

Stop complaining.... you just won $100 bucks! :D

I wasn't complaining. I LIKE being a weiner! :D

Hey! If it's in USD then I actually won $150 bucks. ::-|

Damn I love exchange rates. :D

You're MY weiner...LMAO!!!! :D

I second this :D

Congrats dude!!! $100 is nice... you buyin us drinks in Vegas? ;)

CUTE!

Hahaha. Cute pic. I'm glad to be Steph's weiner any time. :D

Well I surely would buy you a drink or 3 if I was gonna be there... but I won't be. :(

But at least I'll be getting $100 bucks in my paypal account, hehe. :D

Hey Mr>X Congrats bro!

Send me your paypal addy!
dk@maxcash.com

woohoo

Done! Thanks for the cash. Definitely makes a good start to the New Year. :D

I guess I've been replaced ... :(

oh ... BTW ... CONGRATS X !!

I would never replace you hun! I've got a big heart and room for everyone! :D

Re: Max Cash Caption Contest! an Easy $100 !!
 

if you've seen meet the parents...

"I have teets Greg... could you milk me?"

CoNgRaTs- that slogan is a sure winner...

Happy New Year to all...

Keep on Rockin'

"Uk report shows new finding's in Mad Cows Disease,"

Farmers Qoute"Its the all in what we feed em you know"

Governments qoute " It's Now Real safe to EAT British Beef.."

"French are now buying in bulk all blockades lifted"

They said the implants wouldnt have any affect in production, but the farmers all noticed a slightly salty taste to Bessy's milk now....

twinkley

OR...


"To boost sales, Gateway has decided to bring on a sexier, saucier spokescow"

twinkley

Haha! Couple of very good ones there. I'm glad the contest is already over or i would have lost for sure! Salty milk... hehehe. :D

hehehehehehe i didnt see it was over till after i posted those hahaha

I love caption contests!

twinkley

I think you have milked this contest for all it's worth!

What did the cow say to the farmer?
Moooove over your standing on my....

Happy Day!