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o FUCKING BAD YOU DOWNERS.. im gonna tell ya anyway.... lol
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when he grew up he love the G-man and then when he was dafted they asked what number you wanna be..
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so he said 99 but they all said not thats the Gmans number show him respect.. so he fliped them numbers upside donw...
99 - 66 there you have it :) :bonk: |
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and there you have it 75 big ones.. will post more tommrow.. good night...
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well 76 just to sequre it just a tiny bit more.. lol :)
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yeah my last one was only 6 umbers i think and this one is now 9 its insane.... i should buy a short number off the guy on GFY, lol |
4:30 and still awake.. thats one precious posting hour wasted....
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What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. |
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?" |
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it. |
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them. |
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it. |
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. |
Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? |
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation. |
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage. |
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price. |
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache. |
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet. |
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles. |
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer." |
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers? |
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. |
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets. |
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up. |
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them. |
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too. |
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave |
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots. |
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor. Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? A: Two brunettes. |
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..." |
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side. |
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally. |
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. |
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives. |
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. |
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". |
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car. |
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