-- Kurt Lewin
If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.

-- Henry C. Link
While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.

-- John Locke
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.

-- Vince Lombardi
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength , not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.

-- Lazarus Long
Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.

-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.

-- Sophia Loren
Sex appeal is 50 per cent what you've got, and 50 percent what people think you've got.

-- Henry R. Luce
Business more than any other occupation is a continual dealing with the future; it is a continual calculation, an instinctive exercise in foresight.

-- Charles J.C. Lyall
There are four things that hold back human progress. Ignorance, stupidity, committees and accountants.

-- Hamilton Mabie
Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against; not with; the wind.

never piss in the wind

don't tug on supermans cape

Don't pull off the lone rangers mask (skin problem)

the time honored " A friend with weed is a friend indeed"

--Darinism
I expect nothing. I deserve everything I get.

Fuck Darin get to work!

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world:
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
        &n bsp;       &nbs p;    - George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950: Man and Superman (1903)



Jak

There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.' - Frederick L Collins


Jak

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" - a magnet on my fridge

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

"there are 2 types of people in the world I hate.... those who judge others by what nationality they are..... and the dutch" :D

austin powers dad in goldmember

I am working! Its Sunday! Im working to get Aria a big 100 bucks!!

:D

"to know me is to love me, but in order to love me you must first understand me"

That sounds like a chick quote dude.

I understand the hurt you'll be feeling if you don't get back into the kitchen and bake me a pie!

-- Chester Nimitz
A ship is always referred to as she because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder.

Here is one of my faves....

"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do...."
Joe Walsh, from the song Life's Been Good

Eating isn't cheating!

Well, being a table-top roleplayer:

"He touched my dice... twice... I warned him!"

Famous last roleplayer words:
"I know every trap in this dungeon. I've been here before."
or
"Let's split up to empty this dungeon quicker..."

wont hurt as much as that freshly baked pie being shoved in your "wanting rectum" :D

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. -- Nietszsche I believe

"real men" are in touch with their "sensitive" side. the ladies know this. I know this... As impressive as your jingle cock is, I'm not trying to impress you with manly quotes.... here maybe this is better


"SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!" - American Pie

-- Roger von Oech
Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what doesn't work; and second, the failure gives you the opportunity to try a new approach.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
- H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
- J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)

- Understanding is a three-edged sword! (Kosh Naranek)

- Who are you? (The Vorlons)

- What do you want? (The Shadows)

- What have you got worth living for? (Lorien)

All the above quotes are from Babylon 5. The brackets indicate by whom they are!

-- J. Robert Oppenheimer
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.

"I got to thinking that nerds really like anything that smacks of teleportation: freeways; airport first-class lunges; hotel rooms with voice mail . . . anything that erases distance and makes travel invisible. Why don't airlines pick up on this? "

-- douglas coupland

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

- W.C. Fields