Sex is like . . . .
 

since there was a thread called "men are like" and "women are like" how about "sex is like"

so, . . ..

sex is like pizza, when it is good, it is very, very good. When it is bad, it is still pretty good. :D

sex is like sex

um... I forget what sex is like :(

You can't mean that Emma! ::-|
LOL

Sex is like a HUGE piece of chocolate cake with hot chocolate sauce and chocolate sprinkles! :uoink:

yum, sex with you sounds tasty :D

Sex is like snow; you never know how much you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

CyberPimp

LMAO!!!!!!! :cool:

How about.........

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

And to top it off...........

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it

SEX is evil, Evil is sin, Sin is forgiven so lets begin

I can help you jar your memory emma :bonk:

*sigh* What a thoughtful guy you are!

Thoughtful, yes.. I like to think of you as much as I can emma ;)

hehe!

sex is evil. evil is chris. evil chris is sex.

And sex with Evil Chris will get you pregnant! LMAO!!!!!!!

then i want to have sex with Evil Chris...:blush:

::-| (running for cover)

oh c'mon chris! don't be such a sissy!:p

sex is like ...

When you walk up to your lady without saying a word... a grim look of determination on your face... she looks at you like, "uh oh... what did I do?" ... you grab her by the hair, just above the base of her neck, and slowly and firmly pull her head back to look into your cold eyes. Your free hand roaming the curve near the top of her ass, never letting her look anywhere but into your eyes. A small, slightly wicked smile passes briefly over your face, just enough to give her an idea of whats coming, just before you crush her lips in a staggering passionate kiss that steals her breath, and turns the bones in her body to jelly.... when done properly she shouldn't know what happened or is happening until she is naked and bound securely, leaving her open, helpless and vulnerable to any and every sensual torment you can inflict on her...


that's what sex is like ...



and sometimes its like a sack of wet mice.
Wet, scratchy, smelly and lots of squeaking and clawing....



but most of the time its like the other thing.





RMS
(have a nice day)

Sex is the Devil's Tool to control and manipulate human behaviour ...


Woo HOO I want in .. Bang Bang.. Let me in, damn it .. I want in!!!

Ih Wait we;re already there ....


SEx is Evil .. Evil is Life

Variety is the spice of life.. :)

Dayum RMS!
I thought that was the kind of sex a girl only read about :blush:

oh, you are female? If so, then the question you posed to me in that other thread could quite possibly be answered answered with a resounding yes.

It depends entirely on the fish ;)

Sex is like a good sneeze...don't ask me why . LOL

Sex is like picking your nose, when it's well done it feels so good !

because it is fast, loud and hard?

Sex is like...

An ice cream cone - once your done, even if your full, you want MORE!!!

twinkley

I once read somewhere that three - five sneazes in a row equals an orgasm.. that is probably why sex is like a sneeze.