I need to lose 10 pounds before phoneix !!
 

any suggestions .. gosh its so easy to gain weight as a Lady ...
I have a craving for nasty fatty foods all the time its really unconrollable :confused:

Re: I need to lose 10 pounds before phoneix !!
 

come fly to Austraila first before you go, I am sure there are alot of hunky guys here who will work tha butt off of you!

I love australian accent its a real huge turn on !

Sheesh yer an Asian toothpick!!! where the fuck is 10 lbs gonna go grrl?

Re: I need to lose 10 pounds before phoneix !!
 

it IS controllable, it is just difficult thats all................fight the cravings ;)

cut off a leg?

Uh, phoenix is less than a week away... Even fasting won't do it.

If you went on a harsh diet and excercised daily from now until Phoenix, best you could do would be a couple of pounds of water weight. Not worth it.

i wasnt refering to myself, i was refering to ummm mel gibson

*ROFL* :D

Re: I need to lose 10 pounds before phoneix !!
 

First forget fatty food.
You need to eat salads,vegetables and fruits.
It`s good to your health and you`ll lose 10 pounds.

:D

Re: I need to lose 10 pounds before phoneix !!
 

there's nothing wrong with a meaty package ;)

Dont eat much and take lots of exlax:)

It probably wouldn't hurt to do some exercise!

Re: Re: I need to lose 10 pounds before phoneix !!
 

meaty?? You should see this girl.. she's like, 90 pounds soaking wet.

She's tiny, itty bitty.... the only way she could lose 10 pounds is to have a limb chopped off.

Aussie's rank right up there with Irish, Scottish, and British accents as well. I could listen to the accents all day. Major, major turn on!


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It's about that time Xnations.
 

Its about that time.Mini Lesson number 2 with Derek from Contentguys……….

Are you sick of being hassled in emails and icq from sales people pushing their product or services on you? For the past 3 years I have been the Head of Sales of some of the most exciting new content providers out there and it drives me nuts when people push their products on me that have no validity or use for me. They gather my icq number from a message boards and think since you’re a webmaster you have a desire for their product or service. This is not the case.

What motivated me to write this is that a newbie friend of mine asked for the icq number of the owner of a message board and proceeded to aggressively promote her service before he even got a chance to open his mouth. He called me up and bitched at me and I felt like a dumb ass.

So here goes QAULIFY QUALIFY QUALIFY

What does that mean you ask? Defined as
verb

1. transitive and intransitive verb be or make somebody suitable: to have or give somebody a skill or attribute necessary for a particular activity
2. transitive and intransitive verb have or give somebody eligibility: to become legally eligible or make somebody legally eligible for a position or privilege
Did your exam results qualify you for the job?

3. intransitive verb win first round of competition: to complete the preliminary part of a competition successfully and earn the right to go on to the next stage
4. transitive verb restrict or change: to modify or limit something in meaning, scope, or strength
5. transitive verb moderate: to make something less strong or extreme
6. transitive verb describe as something: to attribute a particular quality or characteristic to something
7. transitive verb GRAMMAR modify or restrict meaning: to modify or restrict the meaning of a word
[Mid-16th century. Via French qualifier from medieval Latin qualificare “to attribute a quality to,” from Latin qualis (see quality).]


qual•i•fi•a•ble adjective

qual•i•fi•ca•to•ry [ kwólləfikə tàwree ] adjective





Now that we know what it means let’s go into more detail?

Step 1- . DO YOUR HOMEWORK. Find out as much as you can about the person you are pitching too. This cant be stressed enough.

Step 2- Determine you customer needs, wants and desires. Ask question in a non treating matter. And that way your not wasting your time and the persons time. Show some genuine interest.

Step 3- Ask around if this person is the one you want to talk to sometimes the person is just the accountant and has no say in what goes on.

Step 4- Tailor your presentation to that customer needs. This should be very simple because a) you did your homework b) you know what the client wants.


SO there yah have it..How to effectively qualify customers. Each person has different goals and desires and it’s up to you to convince them how your product/ service will benefit them. It’s not about you at this point its all about them. Remember you’re not costing the person money you’re trying to make the person money.

This goes into my next segment on how to effectively handle rejections. Ok I don’t want to give too much away or I will be looking for another job. Hehe

I hope this helped.

Re: Re: Re: I need to lose 10 pounds before phoneix !!
 

don't think I've had the pleasure of meeting her...what's with the weight loss trip if she's already thin? :confused:

sorry about that pose Webgurl.

Run Run Run every day and eat a low carb diet and take water pills LOL It's been working for me.:)

Or everyone could just show up to Phoenix as their beautiful selves and not worry about appearances.

I will be your personal trainer:D .

Exactly! So what if you gain 10 pounds! Who cares? You should be happy with u no matter what you look like. 10 pounds isn't going to be such a HUGE difference! Also, don't crash diet! Do u knwo how bad that is for ur body?? Show up as u, love u the way u are, if u gain 10 pounds who cares? Not all men like anarexic girls! For health reasons please don't crash diet!!;)

Be happy with yourself and don`t care about other people opinion!

:D

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A few hours a night of passionate phone sex with me will definitly do it.

My purple lover!

I've actually started on Slim-Fast. My friend lost a ton on it. I remember trying it a long time ago but I never stuck with it. Now they have full meals, I have my breakfast, lunch and afternoon snack all taken care of for me. Which is good, because I hate to cook and always go to fast food places. Now I just have to figure out how to make a sensible dinner. :)

Seriously though....I used to do Atkins and I thought it worked great. The first two weeks are hard but you lose quick.

Post a pic of yourself..... let's see if you really need to lose 10lbs.....

a pic of webgurl? That'll never happen. I think in all the time i've known her, she's only ever allowed one pic to be seen by anyone... dunno why, she looks great.

wow i forgot about this thread ....

hmm seems like stuart is being to sweet to me lately (ironic)


Anyways i gave up i can't lose 10 pounds by next week *sigh*