Post A "QUOTE"
 

anyone know any good quotes, advice? doesn't need to be a famous one.. just for fun :p

here are a few that I know.. :p
please share yours with me, even if you dont think it's a great one- EVERYONE knows at least one.. I want to see it!


"Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing." ;)


"Call on God, but row away from the rocks." :boatswain

an a personal favorite of the day...

"This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation." :D

"Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up."

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

:bad mood:

.. ENJOY!!

Re: Post A "QUOTE"
 

with your bitch slap rapping and your cocaine tongue you get nothing done

"If you're not cheating, you're not trying."

The Winner Is..
 

" Hows Come? "

Well, my fav. quote is in my sig if you haven't nocticed so far!!!



Love starts with a smile, grows deeper with a kiss and ends in tears... Love is like war, easy to begin with but yet almost impossible to end...



For the world you are just someone but for someone you are the world!

"Mailman Is The Clit Commander"

"Real Eyes Realize Real Lies"

"With our thoughts we make the world" - The Buddha

"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin

"Evil deeds are like perfume, difficult to hide." - African proverb

If you can't see what's in front of you it might be time to open your eyes!

Don't eat yellow snow...LMAO!!!! ::-|

"Those who are willing to sacrifice freedom for security deserve, and shall have, neither." - Ben Franklin

BWaahAhAhAhAhHAhAh Okok I just read that I was in fact allowed to post in my own thread- it just doesn't count.. np
I was about to die laughing at your post FunB!! OMG
I haven't heard that one in a good minute!!!! LMFAO good one :p

"There is but one true happiness in life-
To love, and to be loved."
E Blake

"Sometimes i fart blood"
-some homeless guy standing outside of Wal Mart one day.

Oh, My ::-|

" People living in glass houses should not throw stones ... "

"When I was young, if I built a house out of Lego, the house had to be
all in one color. I used to play Lego with Ian Ball who lived up the street,
back in Bellingham. He used to make his house out of whatever color brick he happened to grab. Can you imagine the sort of code someone like that would write?" - Douglas Coupland


and


"How this feels is I'm just another task in God's daily planner: The Renaissance pencilled in for right after the Dark Ages. The Information Age is scheduled immediately after the Industrial Revolution. Then the Post-Modern Era, then The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Famine. Check. Pestilence. Check. War. Check. Death. Check. And between the big events, the earthquakes and tidal waves, God's got me squeezed in for a cameo appearance. Then maybe in thirty years, or maybe next year, God's daily planner has me finished. " - Chuck Palahniuk

and one more


"He who fights monsters should look into it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss also gazes into you. " - Friedrich Neitzsche

I know I dont count.. but here is another good one

"Life is a do-it-yourself project."

:p

Life Stinks "mel brooks"
 

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, especially if they are worthless.

Hair Like that....
 

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Wise Jedi
 

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"our generation has had no great war, no great depression. our war is spiritual. our depression is our lives."

"self improvement is masturbation. self destruction is key."

“When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?”

So Thats Why
 

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright

Personal
 

"Please Reboot, And I will be there in a minute"
Ara Carrano

In reply
 

Fuck with the best and you'll die like the rest

Re: Personal
 

hahahah. too true....

this one's for you aria... remember who this is about????

"You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are
because you fear you are an interchangable cog."

Re: Personal
 

HhahahhahAhA this one is my favorite!!


:badcomp:

:cackle:

Re: Re: Personal
 

YES I do! and YOU just made my day!!!!
I'm taking you out for a beer!

:angel: :glugglug:

I learned a great new word today: "deletia".When you send an e-mail and reply to the sender, you simply obliterate everything they sent you and then, in small square brackets, write:

[deletia]

It stands for everything that's been lost.

No Kidding
 

"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"It's not who you know, it's who knows you."

i would have said

People living in glass houses should clean their windows often :confused:

"You talken to me?"

'Oh I'm sorry, I thought I was supposed to stick it there'


muah!

"Is that what I think it is?"

"Assumption is the mother of all fuckups."

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.

Study the past if you would define the future.

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.