We need a "feel free to whore" thread
 

If 1 post is 1 point, and 1 referral is 50 points... then we need a thread to go hog wild and post like nuts in.
Has to be good posts tho... anything you want, just has to be more than a few words, and not just a post with only a smiley.

But, anything else goes... find a list of 1000 one liners or something and post to earn yourself 1000 points and win the contest.

What do ya think? :D

I just had 6 sandwitches and it´s one a clock at night here in GOthenburg Sweden where I live...

My girlfriend is out ona party with her job and im all alone :(

So... are you looking for a whore, or looking to be a whore? :D

Bend over Stuart, ima show you what a whore is. :D

Did somebody mention whores? ::-|
Oh StuartD. Not into manwhores. :(

You guys are such whores hahahahaha

twinkley

PS - especially Darin!

Yeah, but you love it don't ya?

Don't deny it :nyanya:

I'll take that as a compliment Twinkley, only cause it comes from you!

:D

Damn. I feel left out. Nobody called me a whore. :(

Sorry dude, but ya get no lovin till ya put out... like Darin does :xthumbs:

I might be a whore but you're my bitch.

Well, that's all well and good, but who will be my bitch? :rolleyes:

Damn. I'd rather be a whore than someone's bitch. ::-|

Mister X is your bitch, didn't you know? :D

I thought you had all your bitches getting you referrals. What are they? Borrowed bitches? :D

one night stands :D

Nonononononononono! I'm Twinkley's bitch! And don't you forget it!

But I thought you were a bitch to many??

Now that I can believe! :D

Nahhhhhh. Whore to many, bitch to one.

Can we put that on your tombstone :D

I think Jet Li put it best at the end of the movie "The One" when he said...

"I am nobodies bitch.. you are all my bitch!" You have to read that with a chinese accent, it has more effect :bonk:

Nope. I plan to be alive long after Darin wears you out. :D

Whatever fantasies get you through the night dude. ;)

Wont be long. Stuart is a wussy.

Hehe No I think im looking for a whore :) Do not wanna be one myselfe I think ;)

You sure? It pays good money :D

Or at least, Darin pays pretty good for it. He has to... how else would he get any? :p

Well stuart the way I look I think I have to pay the customer if I wanna be one ;)

Ah yes... the right of passage... when the bitch becomes the whore... I understand now ;)

So, judging by this thread, I take it ANY posts count?

ha ha, i hope this doesn't change this board into a whore board. there's enough of them around already!!

nah, just this thread... wanna keep it limited... but still have a good chance for those who don't have the referrals racked up :xthumbs:

Let's see now. StuartD has 16 referrals and Juge has 20. I have 1. That means I need to make 750 posts just to try and sneak into second spot. 950 for first. I could probably do it if I really wanted to but I think I'll just say screw it for this contest. I'm not a big enough whore. :(
Maybe the next contest will give me a better shot. :D

Hey, c'mon, dont give up so easily! he he :)

Hey... no peeking :D

Besides, it really doesn't take long to get 10 referrals or so....
You just go to people's houses late at night and threaten them to sign up or else.

Well, at least... that's what I do :D

I haven't given up yet! I've given up on being able to win by posting though. Hehe. Referrals might come. I've got that little X Nations button up in a few places. :D

Ha ha ha, that's graet. Good luck to you!

I've only need to resort to physical violence for half of my referrers, the rest only needed to be scared. :D

Wow!

Look at all the bitches! This is gonna make for a great Players Ball hahahahaha

twinkley

Will you make me wear one of those snazzy little leather outfits and hold my leash? :blush: