Gentlemen READ THIS!!!!!
 

Perhaps you can learn a few things here... :xthumbs:



The largest penis in the animal kingdom is that of the blue whale. Its average length is 11 feet (3.35 m)!

The largest testicles in the world are those of the northern right whale (Eubalaena glacialis), which has a pair of gonads that can weigh up to 2,200 lbs (997.902 kg).

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

A male rhinoceros can ejaculate every 60 seconds, that's 60 times per hour. Phew... In comparison: the most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16...

Re: Gentlemen READ THIS!!!!!
 

Wow.

One always learns new things every day... thx for that info Fun!

Any female willing to try to break that record of 16 ejaculations per hour?

a pigs orgrasm can last as long as 30 minutes

I wanna be a whale.

I'm tired...... LOL :p

Ive heard that before, that's nuts.

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Easton almost hit that mark one night when him and I were on Ontario Street :rolleyes:

boys have a penis...
girls have a vagina...

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

I guess I have to take the prolong pills again, I am slightly short of that mark, by 29 minutes and 59seconds :(

Boys and gals... you wanna have the longest best orgasms ever... you gotta check this book out:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846

And I don't get any comission off that! lol. I got the book years ago and WOOHOO! Just thought I'd share.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW :uoink:

rotflmao agian. :D

I bought some "STAY HARD" erection cream once ....

Couldn't bend my fukkin fingers for days !! :(

Ouch ... that's as bad as reaching for the Preparation H and grabbing the Ben Gay instead ...

I've made a couple little pigs orgasm for hours !! :rolleyes:
OINK OINK !! :uoink:

Damn. Gives new meaning to the words "thar she blows" doesn't it?

A friggin TON of nutmeat. Damn good thing whales don't have to worry about sleeping on the wetspot. ::-|

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yeah, for about 18 seconds at a pop. How pissed would that make you? :rolleyes:

Ha ha ha

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True I pick Quality over quantity any day! ;)

god i hope i come back as a pig! pleeeeeeeeease lemme come back as a pig :D

Quality over quantity is right!

a 30 minute orgasm.... that sounds dreeeeeeamy :)

hehehee

twinkley

I think this is the first time i ever hear the words gentlemen and largest penis used in the same sentence!

Oh... that's tough to even think about! ::-|

Some women can keep comin' all night, for sure!

Most I ever saw in person was 6 in a night, but I can do that as well on a good day.

This girl Deanna said she had 10 once on that stupid (sorry) Xtasy. How about the women here? What's the record>?>



Where is the refernce for 16 shots! avn?

Okay,

Are we talking just Orgasm or actual female ejaculation here?

hehehe

Just want to clear it up before i answer :)

twinkley

to clarify
 

just a head/body orgasm is fine in my book...

if you come 16 times and "squirt", well then that's a new kind of water sports too!

;)

P.S. is that an anal bead studded through your tongue? impressed...

Hahahahaha no, its a cranberry on a fork which my tongue ring is through hahahaha

16 is the record? that cant possibly be.... of course, I guess to have the record someone has to be watching/taping it....

I may not have beaten that sober, but sex on X is unreal and on it I have easily doubled that record :)

twinkley

Hey - do you work for or own that chat and/or http://www.theadultwebmaster.com/

that's a good site, is it part of ynot?


sorry if that's a naive question,

Yep!

Oz actually owns TheAdultWebmaster - I'm just head sales droid hehehehe

I also provide the entertainment in the form of a wm radio show called Pillow Talk :)

We are not part of/owned by YNOT - we are very tight with them though and are part of the "YNOT Network"

Not naive at all - a lot of people get that confused!

twinkley

ThanX! (for that info)

I'll try to check out that chat soon...

Have more orgasms tonight!

:)

I have had my wife cum upwards of 20 times in one night while we were going at it. Was a wonderful night for sure.:D

If I could choose, I'd definitely be a lion.

Evil Kris says: After I recovered from reading the deliciously naughty posts of Miss Twinkley I decided to share some statistics of perversity with all you bad boys and girls:

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Lesbians may soon be referring to Germany as the "motherland" if a new sex survey is any indication.
According to "FHM" magazine, 66 percent of German women have had sex with another lady but only 16 percent have had a threesome.

But German women aren't the only ones who like the ladies. 38 percent of Brazilian women have threesomes involving two other women.

Other kinky stats.

-- 25 percent of Japanese women own sex toys measuring 12 inches or more in length.

-- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with animals.

-- 33 percent of Italian women have paid for sex.

-- Finally, 54 percent of Swedish women say they don't consider masturbating a stranger as "cheating."

I think it's obvious that Japanese ladies will receive coal in their stockings this Kristmas! Now I'm headed for Sweden!
:cackle:

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Lesbians may soon be referring to Germany as the "motherland" if a new sex survey is any indication.
According to "FHM" magazine, 66 percent of German women have had sex with another lady but only 16 percent have had a threesome.

>> Okay, well, this just proves that german men don't know WTF they are doing in bed, thats all :)

But German women aren't the only ones who like the ladies. 38 percent of Brazilian women have threesomes involving two other women.

>> Okay, well, this just proves the same, latin lovers my ass.

Other kinky stats.

-- 25 percent of Japanese women own sex toys measuring 12 inches or more in length.

>> Um.. okay, everyone knows japanese men have small dicks, this is the reason why the chicks have big toys.

-- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with animals.

>> Um.. Id like to see some of this.. no comment.

-- 33 percent of Italian women have paid for sex.

>> Well, its cause they feed their men so much the men get big tummies, can't physically have sex.. so this stat sounds about right.

-- Finally, 54 percent of Swedish women say they don't consider masturbating a stranger as "cheating."

>> This all stems from the Swedish massages they give, 54 percent said its okay cause they get tips doing it.

:D

42.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot :D

Evil Kris says: 89.2% of all bullshit isn't really bullshit. It's cowshit.

Darin says: Shit is Shit.

Evil Kris responds: Tell it to the cows Mr. Shit Expert. :cackle: