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-=HUNGRYMAN=- 12-20-2002 02:23 AM

Help Save Hungryman !!!
 
As reported HERE, every 10 minutes a day a guy spends staring at breasts, his life is extended 4-5 years ....

Now I am not the most fit webmaster here ... I am a casual drinker, and a casual smoker, slightly overweight, I eat red meat and dairy products, and I jaywalk ....

I am calling on all FEMALE X NATION CITIZENS to help me in my goal to live to a ripe old age ...

THIS IS NOT A JOKE !!! Ladies please send me a topless photograph (or photographs) of yourself to hungryman@suckmeoffrealquick.com. (actual email addy)

For every photo received, I will send you a personally signed thank you card, as well as a $10 donation receipt to the Hungryman Heart and Stroke Foundation.

Please give generously :xthumbs:

Darin 12-20-2002 02:24 AM

LMFAO!!!!

Hungry you're the best bro! lol! :D

Vid Vicious 12-20-2002 02:26 AM

here here .. My cigerette intake has double since I started posting :bonk:

Kristin 12-20-2002 02:31 AM

I am now $10 richer...Oh shit..I sent it to Darin's email...oh well, guess you will have to get it from him :D

Darin 12-20-2002 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by Kristin
I am now $10 richer...Oh shit..I sent it to Darin's email...oh well, guess you will have to get it from him :D
Dayum look what I found in my inbox!! whooo! Kristin baby THANKS :)

Kristin 12-20-2002 02:36 AM

Make sure the wife doesn't see it or I will NEVER be allowed over for dinner!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 12-20-2002 02:37 AM

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Originally posted by Kristin
I am now $10 richer...Oh shit..I sent it to Darin's email...oh well, guess you will have to get it from him :D
Darin won't share !!! :mad: :badcomp:

Darin 12-20-2002 02:37 AM

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Originally posted by Kristin
Make sure the wife doesn't see it or I will NEVER be allowed over for dinner!
HA! Your chances are pretty damn slim as they are sweetie... lol

PhoneCash 12-20-2002 02:37 AM

After a boob job...I'll gladly contribute :D

Darin 12-20-2002 02:38 AM

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Originally posted by PhoneCash
After a boob job...I'll gladly contribute :D
Shannon, you can send me some pics too.. let me decide :)

PhoneCash 12-20-2002 02:39 AM

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Originally posted by Darin
Shannon, you can send me some pics too.. let me decide :)

Well, actually I don't do topless ones...but you saw them on the other board eh?

Kristin 12-20-2002 02:39 AM

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Originally posted by Darin
HA! Your chances are pretty damn slim as they are sweetie... lol
That damn bitch in the restaurant...can I help it if I am the coolest person???
JK...well, maybe I'm not...hehe

Darin 12-20-2002 02:41 AM

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Originally posted by PhoneCash
Well, actually I don't do topless ones...but you saw them on the other board eh?
Hmmmm yes I did... I can see them now.... umm yeah!

Darin 12-20-2002 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by Kristin
That damn bitch in the restaurant...can I help it if I am the coolest person???
JK...well, maybe I'm not...hehe

HAHAH! Yes.. I cant beleive what she did.. fucked it all up.. oh well... since you wont be a family friend we might as well just have sex. :D

Kristin 12-20-2002 02:44 AM

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Originally posted by Darin
HAHAH! Yes.. I cant beleive what she did.. fucked it all up.. oh well... since you wont be a family friend we might as well just have sex. :D
Right...

Kristin 12-20-2002 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Darin won't share !!! :mad: :badcomp:
Darin is an ungrateful bastard...Kick his ass...I told him to be nice and share with the others.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 12-20-2002 02:47 AM

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Originally posted by Darin
HA! Your chances are pretty damn slim as they are sweetie... lol
That's alright K .... next time you're back home, give me a shout ... I'll cook ya a nice supper .... :D (yes I can cook)

Darin 12-20-2002 02:47 AM

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Originally posted by Kristin
Darin is an ungrateful bastard...Kick his ass...I told him to be nice and share with the others.
Why SHOULD I? You wont have sex with me.. I mean.. WTF??!! THE PIC IS MINE NOW!!!

HUNGRY GO GET YOUR OWN!!

Kristin 12-20-2002 02:48 AM

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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
That's alright K .... next time you're back home, give me a shout ... I'll cook ya a nice supper .... :D (yes I can cook)
I am in Buffalo...bring the food or just come here for real wings and beef on weck :D

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 12-20-2002 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by Kristin
I am in Buffalo...bring the food or just come here for real wings and beef on weck :D
DUFF'S ???? :p :D :p

Kristin 12-20-2002 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by Darin
Why SHOULD I? You wont have sex with me.. I mean.. WTF??!! THE PIC IS MINE NOW!!!

HUNGRY GO GET YOUR OWN!!

Since I won't have sex with you, does this mean you masturbate to my picture now????

Kristin 12-20-2002 02:52 AM

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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
DUFF'S ???? :p :D :p
All I know is Duff Beer from The Simpsons.

Darin 12-20-2002 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by Kristin
Since I won't have sex with you, does this mean you masturbate to my picture now????
Been there done that.

Kristin 12-20-2002 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by Darin
Been there done that.
Sicko...It's like you work in porn or something...

Darin 12-20-2002 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by Kristin
Sicko...It's like you work in porn or something...
I don't work IN porn. Dugmor and Easton work > IN < porn.

Kristin 12-20-2002 03:04 AM

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Originally posted by Darin
I don't work IN porn. Dugmor and Easton work > IN < porn.
Yeah, cause you definitely don't qualify to be "in" my content!
haha...I'm so funny :D

Darin 12-20-2002 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by Kristin
Yeah, cause you definitely don't qualify to be "in" my content!
haha...I'm so funny :D

HA! No.. I don't... heheh no denying that one... lol

I see that stuff and want to go hide in the corner :rolleyes:

Kristin 12-20-2002 03:08 AM

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Originally posted by Darin
HA! No.. I don't... heheh no denying that one... lol

I see that stuff and want to go hide in the corner :rolleyes:

They aren't just big cocks...they are also weapons!

Darin 12-20-2002 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by Kristin
They aren't just big cocks...they are also weapons!
LMFAO!

Look, I can still KNOCK YOU OUT.. if thats your concern. :D

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 12-20-2002 03:13 AM

Ummmmm ... excuse me ... hello ?!? ... IS THIS FUKKIN THING TURNED ON ?!? :mad:

You guys hijacked my titty thread :( ... go get your own thread !!!
this is a matter of life or premature death here !!! Have a heart, eh ?!?

:( :(

Kristin 12-20-2002 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by Darin
LMFAO!

Look, I can still KNOCK YOU OUT.. if thats your concern. :D

With that little thing???
Please...

Darin 12-20-2002 03:22 AM

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Originally posted by Kristin
Please...
Begging now are we? No worries.... I'll think about it.
:D

Darin 12-20-2002 03:27 AM

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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Ummmmm ... excuse me ... hello ?!? ... IS THIS FUKKIN THING TURNED ON ?!? :mad:

You guys hijacked my titty thread :( ... go get your own thread !!!
this is a matter of life or premature death here !!! Have a heart, eh ?!?

:( :(

Oh shit! I forgot which thread I was in.. :bonk:

Sorry Hungry, you can now have control over your titty thread again. Over and out.

Funbrunette 12-20-2002 08:51 AM

You've got mail! :D

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nyanya:

Darin 12-20-2002 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette
You've got mail! :D

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nyanya:

HAHA! Steph that was great ::-|

Poor Hungry, maybe I should take a snap of my tits and email them to him.

twinkley 12-20-2002 10:41 AM

Sorry Hungry,

Looks like you are gonna have to stop smoking and drinking and start excersizing if you want to live a long life hehehehehe

twinkley

Phoenix 12-20-2002 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
DUFF'S ???? :p :D :p
ah man...duff's wings are the best...if you take them home and bake them for an additional 15...omg

LadyMischief 12-20-2002 11:20 AM

Heh, I'd be willing to put up..not like half the world hasn't seen my tits anyways :P

Machinegunkelly 12-20-2002 12:06 PM

I just sent you a picture of my titties.. they arent that big.
but seem to be increasing in size the longer I sit here so maybe someday =)

ENJOY

LadyMischief 12-20-2002 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by Machinegunkelly
I just sent you a picture of my titties.. they arent that big.
but seem to be increasing in size the longer I sit here so maybe someday =)

ENJOY



Teehee... your woman's tits would be better :P


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