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What are 3 Words You Say After Sex?
once the furniture Olympics are over with and the video camera is set to off - what are the 3 words usually heard after sex?
Possible suggestions: "I love you" "that was it?" "please stop crying" So what do you say to her? http://www.actnowcornwall.co.uk/imag...aptoponbed.jpg |
"Call the police"
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ready for round 2 ?
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Go clean up ;)
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"Go make breakfast"
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it's evolution baby!
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Is that all?!
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And you are? :laughout: Just kidding!
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hmmm.... well..... bye!
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"You still here?"
"That all folks" "Back to school" "Back to work" "Pass the plate" "Good night , mum" "Amex or VISA?" "The babys awake" "Opps wrong room" "Opps wrong house" "Opps wrong hole" |
hahahaha.... some of these are great!
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what was that?
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I need more!
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Lick ma donut !
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LMAO .. what the hell was that? |
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Come on .. you don't partake in the lickin' of the donut hole?????? |
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heres another one
"whats a post-op?" |
FUCKER!!! My Eyes!!!
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"I hafta pee." :laughout:
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"Ready? Next round!"
or "I need water!" "where's the condom?" "...handcuffs are jammed?!?" |
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"my beds wet" |
shave that Pussy !
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"nice meeting you" Muhahaha!
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Where's the hampster?
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"I'm sooo sorry"
"I feel itchy" "Gonna eat that?" "Where's the bathroom?" "Your mom hot?" "Make me a sandwich" |
See The Door?
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What's the score?
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Hey Wake Up!
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oh too funny :wank: :laughout: :laughout: |
"need some eyedrops?"
"whats on TV" "who's your wife?" |
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need some eyedrops? hehe.. thats cute. |
"Oh, gee..thanks"
"Ok, I'm done" "Ok, now what?" "See ya soon" Here's a guy response: "Did you cum?" :laughout: |
got a Horseshoe?
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Here's a girls response: "Did you cum?" |
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Hmm, for me it would be "mmpf rrmmmvvff ggggg" which translates to "please remove gag". ;) |
one mo' 'gin!
here's a towel. warmup is over! |
My husband always says "That was good"
I say "of course it was" :) |
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:laughout: :laughout: just when you think you knew someone.. oh wait.. I already did know that about you... opps :happy: |
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