What are 3 Words You Say After Sex?
 

once the furniture Olympics are over with and the video camera is set to off - what are the 3 words usually heard after sex?

Possible suggestions:

"I love you"
"that was it?"
"please stop crying"


So what do you say to her?

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"Call the police"

ready for round 2 ?

Go clean up ;)

"Go make breakfast"

it's evolution baby!

Is that all?!

And you are? :laughout: Just kidding!

hmmm.... well..... bye!

"You still here?"
"That all folks"
"Back to school"
"Back to work"
"Pass the plate"
"Good night , mum"
"Amex or VISA?"
"The babys awake"
"Opps wrong room"
"Opps wrong house"
"Opps wrong hole"

hahahaha.... some of these are great!

what was that?

I need more!

Lick ma donut !

LMAO .. what the hell was that?

Come on .. you don't partake in the lickin' of the donut hole??????

not unless it is attached to someone named Tim Horton

heres another one


"whats a post-op?"

FUCKER!!! My Eyes!!!

"I hafta pee." :laughout:

"Ready? Next round!"
or
"I need water!"
"where's the condom?"
"...handcuffs are jammed?!?"

"my beds wet"

shave that Pussy !

"nice meeting you" Muhahaha!

Where's the hampster?

"I'm sooo sorry"

"I feel itchy"

"Gonna eat that?"

"Where's the bathroom?"

"Your mom hot?"

"Make me a sandwich"

See The Door?

What's the score?

Hey Wake Up!

oh too funny :wank: :laughout: :laughout:

"need some eyedrops?"
"whats on TV"
"who's your wife?"

need some eyedrops? hehe.. thats cute.

"Oh, gee..thanks"
"Ok, I'm done"
"Ok, now what?"
"See ya soon"

Here's a guy response: "Did you cum?" :laughout:

got a Horseshoe?

Here's a girls response: "Did you cum?"

Bwahahahaha!!!!!!! That was priceless.


Hmm, for me it would be "mmpf rrmmmvvff ggggg" which translates to "please remove gag". ;)

one mo' 'gin!
here's a towel.
warmup is over!

My husband always says "That was good"

I say "of course it was" :)

:laughout: :laughout: just when you think you knew someone.. oh wait.. I already did know that about you... opps :happy:

HAHAHA LOL! :laughout: Thats just too funny!