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beckie

02-02-2007 09:52 AM

Hi - I'm new here... and a joke for 12clicks!

Thanks to Cyn for telling me about this board. I signed up awhile ago, but never posted.

This joke is just for 12clicks:

Quote:

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.

It's good to be here! :laughout:

12clicks

02-02-2007 09:55 AM

hahaha, I love it!

now hit me on icq, woman. 15600219

teenytricia

02-02-2007 10:06 AM

lol! thats a good one! sorry.. i just had to comment ...

TheLegacy

02-02-2007 10:13 AM

welcome beckie - so good to see your adorable face here - now show us some boobie woman!!

beckie

02-02-2007 10:16 AM

Hi Rob sweetie! :)

Your wife is the only one to see my boobies. :laughout:

TheLegacy

02-02-2007 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by beckie

Hi Rob sweetie! :)

Your wife is the only one to see my boobies. :laughout:

wow - this is like 7 degrees of kevin bacon - I am two degrees to beckies naked boobies

Cyndalie

02-02-2007 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by beckie

Hi Rob sweetie! :)

Your wife is the only one to see my boobies. :laughout:

Ahem.. I contest that! hehe

Oh a small warning Beckie, don't say anything to 12clicks you don't mean. He will hold you to your word :walkdog:

12clicks

02-02-2007 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

Ahem.. I contest that! hehe

Oh a small warning Beckie, don't say anything to 12clicks you don't mean. He will hold you to your word :walkdog:

Hey Beckie, can I see your boobies?

beckie

02-02-2007 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

Ahem.. I contest that! hehe

Oh a small warning Beckie, don't say anything to 12clicks you don't mean. He will hold you to your word :walkdog:

Ok, Cyn... you were close but not close enough!!! Do they have a kitty smiley anywhere on here? :laughout:

beckie

02-02-2007 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

Hey Beckie, can I see your boobies?

Only if you wear your maid outfit. :)

Cyndalie

02-02-2007 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beckie

Ok, Cyn... you were close but not close enough!!! Do they have a kitty smiley anywhere on here? :laughout:

Man that was a crazy dinner :laughout:

beckie

02-02-2007 10:31 AM

I agree. I hope there will be another one next time. I still have my favorite picture from it too. :) It just shows how close you really were!

12clicks

02-02-2007 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beckie

Only if you wear your maid outfit. :)

I was thinking assless leather chaps, a leash and a ball gag but a maid's outfit will work too.

beckie

02-02-2007 10:42 AM

I figured a dominant person in their every day life would want to be dominated in bed.

12clicks

02-02-2007 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beckie

I figured a dominant person in their every day life would want to be dominated in bed.

yes mommy.

Evil Chris

02-02-2007 12:00 PM

Is there a boobie club that I was unaware of? Can't be!

Welcome beckie :xhappy:

TheLegacy

02-02-2007 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

I was thinking assless leather chaps, a leash and a ball gag but a maid's outfit will work too.

in beckies house that's called saturday

Funbrunette

02-02-2007 03:18 PM

Hello Becki and welcome to Xnations! Hope you stick around! :)

beckie

02-02-2007 08:17 PM

Thanks Funbrunette! I just might stick around. Just ban 12clicks and everything would be perfect!

12clicks

02-02-2007 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beckie

Thanks Funbrunette! I just might stick around. Just ban 12clicks and everything would be perfect!

you vile woman!:smoker:

Funbrunette

02-02-2007 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

you vile woman!:smoker:

You LOVE it! :gorgeous:

beckie

02-02-2007 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

you vile woman!:smoker:

That's what you like though! :laughout:

student4ever

02-03-2007 12:40 AM

:laughout:

Quote:

Originally Posted by beckie

Thanks Funbrunette! I just might stick around. Just ban 12clicks and everything would be perfect!

look who is stiring things up - nice joke to.

new around here too, but a little birdie with great boobies recommended checking things out. I see some familiar faces already. :glugglug:

beckie

02-03-2007 10:16 AM

Good to see you here Brent! You get to join Rob's 2nd degree club. :X

12clicks

02-03-2007 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by student4ever

:laughout:
look who is stiring things up - nice joke to.

new around here too, but a little birdie with great boobies recommended checking things out. I see some familiar faces already. :glugglug:

don't hurt me. I've been smacked around enough this week

beckie

02-03-2007 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

don't hurt me. I've been smacked around enough this week

I won't smack. I can lightly tap. :)

Cyndalie

02-03-2007 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beckie

I won't smack. I can lightly tap. :)

Don't believe her!!!!!

Terrence

02-03-2007 05:05 PM

Welcome to Xnations!

wildgirl

02-04-2007 09:24 AM

Hello and welcome to Xnations :)

student4ever

02-05-2007 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

don't hurt me. I've been smacked around enough this week

Ok, but only because you asked nice :laughout:
I guess I'll just have to smack myself around for a bit then :bonk:
:laughout:

born2blog

02-05-2007 05:12 PM

hello and welcome to XNations!!

cszlawyer

02-06-2007 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beckie

I won't smack. I can lightly tap. :)

When are you going to post your REAL signature?

beckie

02-06-2007 02:22 PM

The I still heart you, Jeffy one? :)

Or that you are the bestest lawyer in the whole world? :) Good to see you here.

TheLegacy

02-06-2007 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cszlawyer

When are you going to post your REAL signature?

welcome my dear jeff to xnations - sure we will be hearing more from you in the near future

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