Familiar phrases... add yours!
 

I am not a "fucker".
I would not "hit it".
I don't want to "check your sig".
I'm not going to "hit you up".
I'm not showing you my tits.
Your IPs don't "are belong to us".
This thread does not suck.
This thread is not gay.
I am not a tranny.
I won't "check it out and tell you what I think".
No, my sales aren't down today.
I don't know why the Hun won't list you.
No, I won't spam you with sponsors or hosting.
I don't care who's banned.
I don't care about your post count.
You are not a pimp.


Did I miss any? LOL

cool beans :D

Fyrflygrl!

Damn Chris that is some hilarious shit

I hope you have about 3 hours free and a big bag of ice.

Damn baby, I'll flat knock the bottom out of you.

Foreplay? I usually just start humping til I hit something wet.

I won't tell if you don't.

Imma knock a new hole in you, girl.

Check out this Hot girl I shot today (Pic)






LOL

LOL & EC... Just one of those days?



"What an asshat!"
"You're such a whore!" (board, points...)
"Look at my new avatar!"


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Almost spit my coffee all over my keyboard when I read this thread. Thanks Chris. :cackle:

I've got a cure for that headache...

copy paste this into any GFY thread

Drama
Owned
Better get my Popcorn
:D
Sig for sale
Noob
Go fuck yourself

Ooooh, who pissed in your cornflakes today?

No, I'm not being cheeky, that's my favorite phrase. :dancer:

Mmmm, Popcorn... :xpopcorn:

You never cease to amaze me....

LOL EC that was a riot!

I love:

"Trade traffic? Sure, you first."

"Can i talk to your boss?" (the answer is always NO)

"Check out this new board"

"Hi my name is Abdul, are you liking to talk sex"

hehe



:bonk:

LOL... yeah I did miss some good ones...

Ahhh life on the boards... :bonk:

oh, but where would we be without them.

just so everybody knows tho, i am a pimp. :blush:

don't act like you don't like it when we roleplay :D

well..mine is phone lingo:

person on phone - where you from?

me - Montreal, Canada

person on phone - Oh Canada? I LOVE Canada!

me - really? so you've been?

person on phone - um, no...but I plan to!

me - *rolling eyes*

:bonk:

I don't get the "show me your tits" one. :rolleyes:

i sale short UIN

bump

CONTENT BLOWOUT!!!!!!!

:D

GOO!

not really understood that one either, but i guess it's built into the male psyche or something..

Being in Canada too, i LOVE the phone ones that go:

"oh you are in Canada? Where? Really? My cousin Jack lives ______ (insert town 4 hours away from me)"

Like someone is waiting for me to say "omg your cousin is Jack! I met him before, heard he got hit by a tracker trailer though, that must have sucked huh"

d'oh

foreigners are funny

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France suck (GFY style) :D
Hot or Not?
Matrix Revolutions suck (lately)
Spam me with
Look how much i earned with...
Who's the best sponsor?
XXX are fuckin' thieves
Who's shaving?
...

:bonk:

You all forgot the:

"Here's my new car" phrases / topics

and the "Post ur desktop here" thread... :bonk:

I can't post it, I still need it on my own :cool:

I've always liked the swiss Humour...j/k

:bonk:

hahaha classic EC!!

Here is one more for you tgp'ers.

"No I wont force 100 hits first!"

Andy

"Show us your tits"

That one we don't see as often as we used to on GFY.
But there was a time whenever a new female joined that board, it's all you would see as a reply to their first post...

It's not a common phrase but I still remember this one although it was on GFY like 1 1/2 years ago...

"Give me my 7 Uniques back!" --> rotflmao

"What's up ass breath!"

Hahhahaha! Those cracked me right up Chris.

My personal favorites...

"what is Canada?"
"Canada would be nothing without the USA"
"What has Canada ever done?"

LOL sense a pattern here? haha

no, those aren't Fry-0-Lator burns on my arms.

b........ fucked her :bonk:

Hahaha, good ones Chris.

I like the sponsor bashing ones. :rolleyes:

Someone at blahblahblah contact me or else
Anyone notice conversions for today down at blahblahblah

Then there's the spammers that come across the boards trying to sell porn. :bonk:

Hot new Live Feeds and they're Free
Or...Free porn at this new site with your email

:p

Hahaha, way to put a smile on my face EC!
I like the “we can mail your program to 5 million double opt-in names for FREE using our affiliate code! Oh but we need a $1500 server set up fee first!
My standard response is “sure, set things up the checks in the mail!”

Oh let’s not forget, “why don’t I have a cool t-shirt”

Hey shouldn’t GrimShawn & Jman come in and tell us we’ve all been warned at this point? :D

don't forget "post a pic of your ride!"


and " are these real or fake?" I don't know how many times I've seen those...

oh and "rate this chick":D

ooh and the most controversial one.... " BRADSHAW...U fucking....":D

Damn that is a good one! :D