Which other celebrity would you like to...
 

screw?
Okay we heard which celebrities you'd like to slap, now let's hear which ones get your juices flowing! :love:

My first choice would have to be Heather Graham! Damn. Her whole body just screams F**k Me!

how long can the list be???

In no particular order...
Alyssa Milano
Andrea Parker (The Pretender's Ms Parker)
Shirley Manson
Meg Ryan
Lauryn Hill
Madelaine Stowe
Uma Thurman

Well after last night I would still have to say Axl Rose!!

Then theirs:

Mel Gibson
Kurt Russle
Shirley Manson
Gwen Stefani
Dacry Tucker (TO hockey player)
Tie Domi
Troy Akman (sp)
Angelina Jole
Steve Young

Holy moly I can go on and on and on.....LOL

Melissa Joan Hart
Fairuza Balk
Christina Ricci
Angelina Jolie (with a condom though)
the goth chick from Blair Witch 2
Helen Hunt
Shannon Elizabeth
Sarah Silverman

Damn... some very f'able names.

My perfect girl would be a cross between Gweneth Paltrow and Meg Ryan. Personality Wise that is.

The one I wanna screw is .... the news girl on Fox News :)

Another one I'd like to do the horizontal mambo with is Janeane Garofalo. She's not the best looking babe out there but there's something about her that makes me think she'd be a hell of a wild ride. Of course she's probably gay... but that just makes it more interesting. :D

Mmmmm ... Sherie and Gwen ... pardon me while I go rub one out now :p

Monika Zsibrita

JESSICA ALBA

More Jessica ... Mmmmm

Is there such thing as too many Jessica pics ???:cool:

I dare ya to tell me those are not "blowjob lips" ...

What's that ?!? .....



yeah you are absolutely right !!! ... Monika has them too !!! :D

Well I'll be ..................

Hmmmm... is someone whoring to make contest points I wonder. :laughout:

Actually Monika is pretty boneable but I wouldn't call her a celebrity really. With tits like that who the hell remembers what her face looks like? :xhappy:

Now Miss Alba on the other hand... definitely a CILF :D
But those aren't blowjob lips. They're "bang me hard till you keel over dead and then I'll suck a little life back into ya" lips. :rainbow:

Oh yeah. I AM whoring for points. ;)

Well as far as male celebrities go..the fuckable ones are:

RUSSELL CROWE! *moans, trembles, whimpers, puddles*

The guy who plays Tyr Anasase on Andromeda, Ty Hamilton Cobb. Woof.

The former lead singer of Moist, David Usher. He can do anything to me he wants, as long as he sings while he does it. mmm

As for female celebrities that I'd rake over the coals... :
Lexa Doig (Rommie from Andromeda)
Natalie Portman
Kirsten Dunst
Alisha from 24 and PMK (don't remember her last name)
Nichole Kidman (I'd yummy her liscious)
Sherilyn Fenn

There's lots more, but I won't bore you all.

:)

LMFAO!! Now there is a mental picture I DON'T NEED!! LMAO

Holy where is she from?

Nicole Kidman is the final proof that Tom Cruise is gay! I wondered after he dumped his funtastic first wife. Now I know for sure. He's a frigging pillow biter!
(No offense to any gay people out there. I'm not saying it's wrong or anything! ;) )

Yup! It's offical, Tommy likes the cack!! Not a fan of Nicoles, but that Penelope Cruz is fucking hot too and they are not still together either are they?

That's true... whatever happened to Tammy and Penelope? Nothing! I rest my case. :D

kiss kiss
 

:p

I would like to kiss.....

- Vin Diesel
- Anna kournikova
- Sandra Bullock
- Angelina Jolie ( cute for sure)

Ouch! Think i need man in there.....mmmmm

- Frank Seppe ( how could i forgot )----first place lol.

I would also kiss Yoda, because he`s so cute....but only a kiss nothing more lolol !!!!!!

Anna Kournikova... Yummmmmmmmmmmmmy! Pardon me while I drool a bit.

Dayuuumm how could I forget about Vin!!! HOT HOT HOT!~

Hmmmm. Is it ok to have sexual thoughts about a woman you work for? And by sexual thoughts I don't just mean thoughts about sex. There are certain (possible) perversions involved. And I think at least a couple of those thoughts are ilegal in som e states. :blush:

:blush:

OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
do you really think what you wrote?
I probably can find a sentence in that paper you sign about
employer and employee....oh! did i made you sign paper? Did i ever made some for you? HUH OH...think i`m in trouble....:bonk:

I knew there had to be a good reason to work without a contract! :cackle:

Watch out i will sell those boobies pics to Darin first! :duel:

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Ummmmm. I thought you said only I got to see those pics? :shh:

LOL! :D



Panky

Monika Zsibrita is the HIGHEST PAID Perfect 10 model ...

and money well spent might I add :D

Vin Diesel - Yum! Yum!

Nicholas Cage

Robert Dinero

Val Kilmer




:love:


Panky

Just thought of another one. Princess Stephanie of Monaco. She's not as hot as she used to be but there aren't many great looking princesses and everyone should have princess on their boinkable list. And she is still hot! :xhappy:

KATIE HOLMES....

GOD I LOVE THAT GIRL! or i would do Jessica alba - Angelina Jole
- Britney Spears (she is cute) and Mandy Moore!


:)

- Kylie Minogue
- Milla Jovovich (the fifth element)
- Mis Alesha from Mis teeq

And if I was drunk enough MIMI from the drew carry show. Just joking! :)

This Jessica Alba ???????

YUM...

i would bone her....