The Year's Best [actual] Headlines Of 2004
 

Something Went Wrong
in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?] :bonk:

Juvenile Court to
Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!] ::-|

New Study of Obesity
Looks for Larger
Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?!] :D

Hospitals are Sued
by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!] :rolleyes:

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead :eek:

JENNA JAMESON demands her partners stay dry during sex!

Do you think most men sweat during fast hard sex?