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TheLegacy 02-02-2005 01:11 PM

I Am Canadian !!
 
A Canadian named Joe walks into a bar on a remote Greek island,and the barmaid takes his order, a Molson, and notices his accent.Over the course of the night they get talking and she tells him she's Darlene and she's Canadian too.

At the end of the evening Joe asks Darlene if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Darlene is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night Joe turns up again, orders a Molson and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Darlene remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree .
This goes on for 5 nights.

On the 6th night Joe comes in, orders his Molson and sits in the corner. Darlene thinks that if she pays him some more attention then maybe she can shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from and he tells her: "Calgary". "So am I...Where in Calgary? "Montgomery" he replies. "That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"

"McCleod Street" he replies. "This is unbelievable..." she says,
"What number?" He says "2460" and she is totally astonished. "Whoa- You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 2475! My parents still live there!"

"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

HE WHO DRINKS CANADIAN, THINKS LIKE A CANADIAN!........ SMART!!!!!

sweet7 02-02-2005 01:42 PM

good times indeed

Panky 02-02-2005 05:08 PM

LOL! :D

Evil Chris 02-02-2005 06:14 PM

haha... didn't see that one comin!

sammy 02-03-2005 12:10 AM

LOL :)

Don Soporno 02-03-2005 03:08 AM

Canadians Rock...lol

monaro 02-03-2005 07:33 AM

It's almost time TheLegacy, I shall contact you soon. It's going to be good news on all fronts.

TheLegacy 02-03-2005 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by monaro
It's almost time TheLegacy, I shall contact you soon. It's going to be good news on all fronts.
looking forward to hearing from you my friend

monaro 02-03-2005 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Don Soporno
Canadians Rock...lol
I noticed that Canadians are really good people to speak with.

Funbrunette 02-03-2005 09:41 PM

Thanks...That was funny! :bonk:

SexyScribe 02-04-2005 12:39 AM

HAHAHAHA

Good one! :D


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