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sexylady

03-30-2005 10:48 AM

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When....

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When....

1. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
2. You lick your coffeepot clean.
3. You're the employee of the month at the Espresso
4 U coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
5. Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
6. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
7. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
8. When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop.
9. You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
10. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
11. You think being called a drip is a compliment.
12. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
13. You help your dog chase its tail.
14. You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
15. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

:bonk: :D

BobbyR

03-30-2005 01:03 PM

I believe there is never enough coffee. :-)

sweet7

03-30-2005 01:44 PM

More than one cup and lose my mind, I get all jittery and paranoid. help.

Panky

03-30-2005 02:40 PM

I live with a coffee addict. He calls coffee "Nectar from the God's". Whenever he says he's going to church, he's going to Tim Hortons.

Personally, I'm not a coffee drinker. I love the smell of it brewing, but can't stand the taste. I've tried the cream, the sugar, the milk, chocolate, all kinds of combinations and I've never acquired a taste for it.

SinSational

03-30-2005 08:35 PM

exactly why i don't put any caffeine in to my body

FeTiShLaDy

03-31-2005 07:56 AM

that's why i don't drink coffee that much..;)

Samurai Jack

03-31-2005 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweet7
More than one cup and lose my mind, I get all jittery and paranoid. help.

Sadly, I'm that way too. I love my java (coffee, not script) but too much caffeine makes me really paranoid and nervous. I do drink decaf, but it's not the same. Sigh... I guess I'm a glutton for punishment.

Gruntled

03-31-2005 11:40 AM

I'm a huge coffee fan, and so is my wife. There is no such thing as too much coffee.

I've been putting together a catalog-style site to sell coffee so I have an excuse to keep a stock of more varieties of coffee...

sexylady

04-01-2005 10:40 AM

:) me too are not a coffee drinker. best to drink milk, hot choco, or tea.

DarkKnights

04-02-2005 08:55 PM

Decaf coffe is a oxy-moron (SP?)

sinkiss

04-05-2005 04:59 PM

i hardly ever drink coffee, but when i do, i will end up drinking at least 4 cups before i am done.

crazybeautiful

04-09-2005 12:26 PM

<--- COFFEE LOVER:D

sexylady

04-09-2005 02:10 PM

:) i really don't drink coffee, i don't want to get nervous, he he :D

sammy

04-10-2005 06:03 PM

espresso fan ! :D

Funbrunette

04-10-2005 06:10 PM

How true...lol I just can't start my day without my cup of Java! :coffee:

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