Paris Hilton - Ashton Kutcher to star in Casablanca remake
 

Long overdue Casablanca remake a new classic

Starring Ashton Kutcher, Paris Hilton, Owen Wilson, Bernie Mac, Topher Grace and Jack Black. Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson. At theatres wherever. R

Casablanca 2005, the highly unlikely remake of the classic 1942 wartime romance, doesn't just stand up to the legend of the Bogart/Bergman original. It actually goes one better, with a vibrantly modern cast that puts the "me" in "melodrama."

Every one of the young players has taken their roles to heart, in a story set in current Baghdad that remains completely faithful to the film's World War II source while at the same time moving in an entirely new direction.

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What a joke... Hope it's an April Fools gag.
A lineup of actors like that would totally ruin the original.

I agree, that is definitely a Motley Crew... and not the heavy metal one either. How could that group, Paris Hilton, do the film much justice?

I do see potential in Ashton Kutcher. He's funny, he can act, and he's got the look as long as he doesn't lose it as he matures. He reminds me a lot of Tom Hanks and how his career progressed over the years.

Paris Hilton though? She reminds me more of one of the Gabor sisters. Just flash in the pan rich women known more for their money than anything else.

i don't care, i love paris

Yeah I heard about this too, I am sure I will not be the first in line to get tickets.....:confused:

bad bad bad

Well, I'm fed up of seeing Miss Hilton's ass, so maybe looking at her face might be a nice change :nyanya: