Wife or Mistress
 

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?"

Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.

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LMAO!!!! :xthumbs:

LOL that's a good one !

ahahahahhahah I have a tshirt that says I love Geeks!

hahahaha that's cool :bonk:

LOL - that's a good one! :D

Well now I know what i have to do to get any work done

apparently getting more ass accomplishes more...lol

That one was supposed to be about a computer programmer! Good one LOL!

Well if i had more ass I'd get nothing done

lol this was good..