What am I?
 

Can you guess what this is? :p

My ex wife.

loooks like some kind of insect with a razor blade lodged in its exoskeleton. What is it?

Wow, well it's a cool pic that's for sure.... It LOOKS like one of those microscopic pics that's been colorized, but it also looks like it has a razor blade in it so it's real weird..... I'll say ..... The thing that lives in Bob Barker's head and keeps him alive.

Hate to spoil the fun, but that's a melted barbecue tool.

The story behind it (which is yet to come) is even funnier. :D

crap, now I see it! that's one distorted wire brush!

let's hear it!

That's the flux capacitor from my time machin---

I mean --er -- :blush:

It looks like a toothbrush and razor blade holder got into a huge kung fu fight to the death!

That's right! That's what happens when I try and do a nice thing (wanting to BBQ some steaks for the evil one) and I forgot Chris always leaves the BBQ brush IN the BBQ :rolleyes: Well It got nice and hot and when I went to check on it there was the melted brush!!!! :blush: WTG FB!!!!!

Should of stayed in bed yesterday....lol

Did you feed him the wirebrush? :)

oh i thought it was your earring :bonk: :bonk:

that thing was just scary!

I thought it was some freaky male underwear. So how did the steaks turn out?

Actually they turned out quite good! :D I even think we got high off the fumes from the plastic of the BBQ brush....lol :nuts:

nothing like polymer fumes. :bonk:

at least grill brushes are cheap to replace.

hahaha, that is funny. Something I could almost see myself doing except I keep mine hanging next to the BBQ.

Hope you enjoyed those steaks!