Hi we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?
 

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?' "

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots, whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach you parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank You!" the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding beads and praying in their cage.

The lady puts her two female parrots in the cage with the two male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi! We're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other and exclaims, "Put the beads away! Our prayers have been answered!"

Here's another funny to me one

Two men were walking down the road and saw a dog licking its balls. The first man said, "Gee I wish I could do that."

The second man replied, "Better pet him first. He might bite."