Evil Kris Wants YOU!
 

Slightly overweight WM, age unknown, ISO females of all races and sizes for lapsitting, reindeer games and other activities. No BBWs unless lapsitting rights are waived. Must be evil, naughty, nasty, kinky or at least willing to pretend. No GS/WS while lapsitting please! No little people! I HATE elves. Must be between the ages of 18 and dead. Successful applicants must provide nude photos and write a 500 word essay entitled "Why I Like Getting Red Cheeks".

Evil Kris

ROTFLMAO :laughout:

Who the #@%# is Evil Kris .... sounds like a wannabe :confused: :rolleyes:

Hehehehehe! Someone has a secret life! :laughout:

Wow! Never ceases to amaze me the things you can learn from a message board...


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Panky


ICQ:51140074

Evil Kris Kringle awaits your photos. :cackle:

Evil Kris is not ashamed of his sexuality. He is also turned on by pregnant ladies. :p

Wannabe is correct. Evil Kris Kringle wannabe laid!:cackle:

Can we get a psyche consult in here please? :twisted:

Evil Kris says: NO! :cackle:
Mister X says: Help me... :baby:
Stew says: I'm so confused. :nuts:

Buddy you've been stuck in the prairies for too long

CUm home back to the old country .. The City of sin awaits you .. We'll halp you, a good dose of Gangbang fever should cure what ales you

Good grief.... thankfully I live in the suburbs... :laughout:

ROFLMAO, this thread was exactly what I needed!:laughout:

Evil Kris says: Mister X already has a place to stay lined up in Montreal.:D
Just waiting for a little cash reserve to build before I move, hehe.

Now is it just me .... or does this not read as two separate thoughts ?!?

I do believe Evil Kris is trying to tell us he is secure as a young ghey male, and that he also gets turned on by pregnant ladies :confused: :bonk:

Evil Kris says: I am also turned on by short balding gentlemen with extremely rounded heads. :cackle:

Mister X says: Does anybody know a good exorcist? ::-|

This beats going out.:D :D

Photo's are fine, but do I have to write the essay?

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Panky


ICQ:51140074

This is what happens when you spend too much time on the boards. ::-|

Evil Kris says: Photos of red cheeks are also acceptable! :cackle:

Mister X says: I'm with EK on this one! :p