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axedbydax 11-11-2005 04:28 PM

Milking Machine
 
Farmer orderd a MILKING MACHINE. Tried on his penis & had a wonderful orgasm, but cant rmove it. So he reads the manual & faints. It said "AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2GALLONS"


:D

monaro 11-11-2005 06:50 PM

Wow
1 fluid ounce would equal 2 tablespoons
128 fluid ounces would equal 1 gallon.

I think he would be really dry after the first month, then again he might just pour ice water over his doughnut holder :D

crazybeautiful 11-12-2005 03:39 PM

WTF !!!! LOL im imagining that 2 gallons :D

war_ner 11-14-2005 02:08 AM

I feel sorry for him.



Hahahahahaha

Turf 11-14-2005 05:38 AM

Hahaha!

I like that. :D

StaceyJo 11-14-2005 06:03 AM

hahahahaha... good one dax!

funny!

axedbydax 11-14-2005 11:38 AM

thanks Stacey....

MindyBlingBucks 11-14-2005 12:18 PM

Hahahahahahahaha, oh no! That's funny!

axedbydax 11-14-2005 04:21 PM

hi mindy....how are you?

CPS Rep 11-14-2005 07:37 PM

what a total loser?!


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