So how should this ad be worded??
 

SLAVE WANTED!

Must be into whipping and waxing, willing to take orders or suffer the consequences. .......... blah blah
Also must be proficient in web design and be willing to submit TGP's etc. without pay!

(Hey I can't do all this work myself, plus keep everyone entertained, there's NO time for work then hehehe ;o))

Come on let's see some good one's need one for the news paper ;O))

Waxing...lol ROFL!!!!! Girl you are wild! Hehehehheh! PLEASE tell me I'll be seeing your crazy blonde mane in Vegas! :cool:

Unfortunately not this time around girl, there's convention here round same time sextaboo show so no can do this one has like 30 to 40,000 ppl at it and I wanna start passing out t-shirts for jadeblingbling before we launch it ...... my biz parnter from Lelahosting (Tim) will be there tho;o)) Plus a lot of escorts go to this show and I need to be there so I can pick up some more custies for my directory.

I would like to go but unfortuantely budget only allows for 1 expo per month lol ;o)))

Cool! What does the t-shirt look like? Congrats I didn't know you guys were starting something! :D ALL THE BEST!!!!!!!

Greetings crazy blonde mane in Vancouver.

Here is my input of selective words to meet your request;
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SLAVE WANTED!
City of Vancouver is the home of the fast developing Lelahosting.

Lelahosting's focus is to provide excellence in web hosting
with outstanding potential to fulfil the clients desire.

Skills and Knowledge Required:
- Design skills with creativity and innovation.
- High level of tolerance to the occasional waxing.
- Highly developed oral skills.
- Dominated and controlled by sessions of whipping.
- Proficient in Thumbnail Gallery Submitting.

Application Forms available from lelahosting.com

Selection Criteria MUST be addressed.
Applications close 2nd December 2005.
Position commences 1st January 2006.




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Right that will cost you four(4) smacks from my large studded rubber paddle.


Have a great day :D

I've got someone going to do the toon next few days, it'll have me in a toon of course lol with some whips and wax naturally and something like I got whipped and waxed by jade and then the url ..... not quite sure yet exactly, but I'll post it when he's done. ;o)) And yeah we got a few things coming out next year ....... should be pretty good since i have such a big fan club and all lmao ;o)))

I think the way you worded it the first time is pretty much getting the point across! :)

Yeah Chris but I'm paying for 5 lines ... may as well use em right? lol ;o))

shoot, i scrolled down too far and missed your post ..... oooops!! God damn only been here couple of days and already caught me in a blonde moment! (shiat!)

That would work, however lelahosting is in Arizona with the biz partner (but how would you know that anyway) but i really like the rest of it ;o)) Oooh Rubber paddle??? Now you're talking my langugae hehehe ;o)

Goodluck on that Jade..

thanks .. so far no takers unfortunately, so looks like I will have to post it in the newspaper for real ;o))