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RentAJade - Coming Soon! lmao ;o))
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I like having blonde woman leaving myself utterly speechless :D
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hahahahaha.... funniest post I've seen all day!!
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When are the blow up dolls coming out? Those are going to sell like hot cakes! :D
So what's this about pictures? I remember a picture of your face over on the Pond, but nothing about popsicles and boobs! :p |
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I'll have to find blowup doll distributer now thanks lmao ;o)) :jade: |
LOL ....
I'd like to see the INFAMOUS popsicle shots ... I haven't begged in awhile |
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Somehow I managed to miss the popsicle pics too. We definitely need XNations very own Jade popsicle thread. :D
The blow up doll is a good idea, but what would be really cool is Jade Real Doll. |
ok I'll post them later lol ....... listening to tiesto concert atm ..... posted thread too if anyone wants to listen and watch it.
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