The Harley Davidson
 

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
> >>and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
> >>you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
> >>world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
> >>Heaven."
> >>
> >>Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
> out
> >>with God."
> >>
> >>St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
> >>God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
> >>invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?!"
> >>
> >>Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
> >>
> >>God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
> that's
> >>pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
> >>road?!"
> >>
> >>Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but
> >>aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes."
> >>
> >>"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
> major
> >>design flaws in your invention:
> >>
> >>1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
> >>2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
> >>3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
> >>4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
> >>5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
> >>
> >>"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
> >>God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and
> >>waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
> >>God read it.
> >>
> >>Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
> >>"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
> >>yours."

Tell me honestly, Chris.

You've lost all will to live, haven't you? :D

Is that an old joke? My uncle sent it to me today and I've never heard it before.

I'd never heard it before, either. I was just commenting on how a female - should she desire to do so - could take exception to the jokes you're posting today. :D

Just teasin' on ya, Chris. :)

Okay redo that with how many men who had Harleys got riden vs. men with Harleys that didn't get ridden and that will change the story!

hmmmm, thats pretty cool, you cant outsmarted God...

A voice of reason ... :sunshine:

Hahaha, nice one Chris! :D

*thinking back through the mists of time to my slightly misspent youth*

You may have a seriously correct point there, D-man! :blush: