Lonely
 

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.
Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."
"That's true," said Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses."

:bonk: ::-| :D

for some of us - this is sadly true.

thanks for the reminder that I have no life outside of porn LOL

One's life is indeed in a state when jokes make one a tad weepy, as this one nearly did.

My "love line's" been taken care of for a long time, but I'm having a terrible time finding a way to carve out time for friends and family. I've got a stack of letters to read and write, phone calls I should be making, etc., etc., etc.

I used to say "porn is my life!" and chuckle. I don't say it anymore, and if I did, I doubt I'd chuckle. :(

Well I could still say I was never that bored.. lol

lol.... nice one war_ner

lol... "Love line? No, from the calluses." ???

hahahahaha

C'mon, I'm better than that girl! :D