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axedbydax 01-16-2006 04:27 PM

Lonely
 
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.
Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."
"That's true," said Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses."

:bonk: ::-| :D

TheLegacy 01-16-2006 05:24 PM

for some of us - this is sadly true.

thanks for the reminder that I have no life outside of porn LOL

MorganGrayson 01-17-2006 12:18 PM

One's life is indeed in a state when jokes make one a tad weepy, as this one nearly did.

My "love line's" been taken care of for a long time, but I'm having a terrible time finding a way to carve out time for friends and family. I've got a stack of letters to read and write, phone calls I should be making, etc., etc., etc.

I used to say "porn is my life!" and chuckle. I don't say it anymore, and if I did, I doubt I'd chuckle. :(

war_ner 01-18-2006 02:06 AM

Well I could still say I was never that bored.. lol

xxxmalouxxx 01-18-2006 06:48 AM

lol.... nice one war_ner

StaceyJo 01-19-2006 02:08 AM

lol... "Love line? No, from the calluses." ???

hahahahaha

war_ner 01-19-2006 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxmalouxxx
lol.... nice one war_ner

C'mon, I'm better than that girl! :D


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