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Darin 01-02-2003 01:02 AM

Planning WW III
 
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in
and asks the barman, "Hey, isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over
there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and
one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart
ass! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"

Rochard 01-02-2003 01:18 AM

Right on.

jact 01-02-2003 04:05 AM

I don't get it?

Darin 01-02-2003 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
I don't get it?
How long has it been Jact? You wife holding out on you or what?

:D

jact 01-02-2003 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darin
How long has it been Jact? You wife holding out on you or what?

:D

I get enough of that for two men, and offers for 30 men (She's one horny lady!) but no, that isn't what I don't get. I don't get your post! ::-|

Evil Chris 01-02-2003 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
I get enough of that for two men, and offers for 30 men (She's one horny lady!) but no, that isn't what I don't get. I don't get your post! ::-|
Jact... don't worry, not everyone shares Darin's sense of humour.... LOL

(but I get it.... hehehehe)

jact 01-02-2003 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris
Jact... don't worry, not everyone shares Darin's sense of humour.... LOL

(but I get it.... hehehehe)

I did actually get it, I just didn't want to give Darin the satisfaction of knowing that he'd posted something even somewhat amusing. :cool:


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