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Trixxxia 02-21-2006 11:34 AM

::joke:: No Speakah Da English
 
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country . .we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."


:bonk:

Stephane76 02-21-2006 01:46 PM

good one ! thanks

blazi 02-21-2006 03:03 PM

LMAO, great joke trixxxia =)

xxxmalouxxx 02-22-2006 12:36 AM

ahaha.. thanks man!


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