POlice Quotes
 

These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

"In God we trust, all others are suspects."

I love those!

This is my favorite:

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."


:D

Yeah, I think I'm gonna put that on a T-shirt. That's too funny! :D

I think I'm naturally too attitudinal to wear that on a t-shirt. ;)
I'd go for a coffee mug. That way I can sip my morning brew while I say nasty things at the morning news. :)

Classic: "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

In God we trust, all others are suspects."


--This one cracks me up most! How I wish our cops are this funny.. :)

very classic...

like this one...

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."