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He he he !
That is so funny:
A conversation between George W. Bush and his National Security Advisor, Mr. Condoleeza Rice: GEORGE: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. GEORGE: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. GEORGE: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. GEORGE: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. GEORGE: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. GEORGE: You know, the new leader of China. Condi: Hu. GEORGE: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. GEORGE: Now whaddya' asking me for? I thought you had the report. Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. GEORGE: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. GEORGE: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. GEORGE: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. GEORGE: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. GEORGE: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. GEORGE: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. GEORGE: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? GEORGE: Oh, No thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? GEORGE: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. GEORGE: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. GEORGE: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? GEORGE: Milk! And, will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? GEORGE: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. GEORGE: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. GEORGE: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. GEORGE: Rice? Sure - why not! Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
That's scary... I think that could be true...
Anyway, it's a good laugh! |
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