On a lighter note....
 

Ok, everyone seems blah today! Perfectly normal, it's a tough day for the people affected by 9/11...:salute:

So let's try and cheer up by posting funny jokes and pics! :D

CAT SCAN!!!!
 

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Cyber sex at its best...lol :bonk:

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OK you may or may not have seen this one before, but every time I watch it, I laugh my guts out....

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/wasabi.html

WASABI!!!! :yoyo:

One last one...lol

SMILE everyone and have a GREAT day! :sunshine:

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:D

This story from Cosmo (Yes, my wife reads Cosmo, and I poke around. It's like Maxim for women), would stop me from EVER buying a sex toy online.

"I'm a 20 year old University student who, to save money lives at home with my parents. After perusing a magazine, I saw an ad for a 12 inch dildo that I thought might be fun to try.

While I was hesitant at first, the company assured their customers that all of their parcels arrived in plain brown wrapping. Having never done anything like this before, I figured I'd give it a shot.

Well about 2 months went by and I forgot about the stupid thing until I arrived at home and my parents informed me that a parcel had come for me. Being the considerate parents that they were, I thought nothing of the fact that they said they put it up in my room.

I went upstairs and to my horror, noticed the toy had indeed arrived. It was in a clear plastic bag with a note attached from the post office that read, "Our most sincere apologies. The packaging for this product was damaged in transit. Sincerely, Canada Post"

Having worked for Canada Post before, I laugh my ass off at that story every time, because I've put packages in those clear envelopes with that very note attached.

Ron,
Oh man that's good... the poor girl. I wonder if she'll ever shop online again?!?! ::-|

I'm on a roll!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

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a little inspiration

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Now, that would SUCK! :bonk:

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My mom just happened to send me an email with 8 joke cartoons in it. Here ya go!

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hey Luke... I think I got the same cartoons from my Mom... LOL

Hmmm, maybe we're brothers and don't know it. OMG, I might be related to a Canadian!!! hahaha j/k

not sure how many of you have seen this but be sure to read the description, and then the reviews.

Husbands and boyfriends, order early, as I am sure this toy will be all the rage come Christmas