Insults
 

Post your favorite insult or funny ones you like!

I heard this on Dodgeball that cracked me up:

"You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lolipop"

LOL

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

Cyn's so full of herself she thinks she poops icecream

Eeewwww :geez:

"The best part of you ran down your mothers leg" lol

"when you get to your real job tomorrow morning tape this post above the fry-0-lator so you remember what I said."

I'm sorry, I saw this and couldn't resist..


http://www.nataliedee.com/122506/it-...-convinced.jpg


Baahahahaha :) LOL

If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?

You are so dumb, you need a cue card to say "Huh?"

When someone gives me an opinion I didn't ask for I often reply "Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one!" :laughout:

I am not really good at insults... at least not witty ones, some of thise are good!

me neither ... maybe i could use these to defend myself, hehe ..