I'm going to rehab too!!!
 

Shaved my pubics - drinking baby grype water with alcohol and have been found passed out on top of my pool table with pictures of Paris Hilton shoved into the pockets (someone said that playing pocket pool was a great sexual experience, so so if you ask me)

so I am in honor of the Oscar's going to check myself into rehab celebrity style (also good excuse to get some sleep from a crying baby) - and I won't come out until Oscar night!!


woot Oscar's - lets drink and ce.. le.. br.. a... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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seriously, maybe you should..