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why men don't write advice columns
I don't see why we can't. It always women who write them. I see absolutely nothign wrong with how the guy replys to the questions. I agree with his advice. :p
Ok now gonna have to come back and check out all the anti-buggy msgs posted after ya read this. but I just thought it was somethign I had to pass along!! hehehe >Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. > >A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that >there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, >your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you >closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates >involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should >let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then >just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think >about it. > > >Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. > >A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to >your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to >perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves >you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: >then cook him a nice meal. > > >Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. > >A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The >man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A >night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster >a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle >your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's >great time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and >happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do >when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform >oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal. > > >Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is. > >A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess >with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may >wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your >husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral >sex on him and cook him a delicious meal. > > >Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. > >A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity >training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex >should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky >requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your >man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you >in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to >him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal. > > >Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to >sleep without giving me one. > >A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten >to cook him a nice meal. ALRIGHTY NOW!! so let the BugyG bashing begin!! Bring it on. In fact I dare the women to challenge me to like oil wrestling or jello. whichever one ya like! I'm game for it. hehehe :p |
I dunno. Sounds to me like the guy has a serious food fetish. ::-|
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