X Nations - New US Stamp

>The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a
>picture of U. S. President George W. Bush to honor his achievements while
>serving as the President of our nation. The problem was discovered when
>complaints were made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
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>President Bush demanded a full investigation into the allegations.
>
>A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several
>months and many millions of dollars spent, made the following findings:
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>*The stamp was manufactured properly.
>*There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
>*People were just spitting on the wrong side.