Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex
 

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don’t have to compliment the other person to get some.
6. Its O.K. when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone eles, because you are.
5. Twenty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.

And the number one reason Why Trick or treating is better than sex…
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!

What would you add?

damn this babe can write!

HA! Those are great Cyndalie.

That's easy. The after-Halloween half-price candy sales. Even though everyone has already taken what they want, you actually might want a piece of what's left.

I couldn't help but remove the words, "Trick or Treating" and replace them with "Cyndalie"

8. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. :laughout:

I love it!

No need for beer goggles anymore! ;-)

Nice!!

My fav being: And the number one reason Why Trick or treating is better than sex…
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!

Classic :laughout:

Very nice Cyn! I really can't think of any to add right now. You just may have covered them all

The thought of doing anyone in my neighborhood makes me ill

I love taking candy from strangers. LOL Seriously though I love halloween.

The older you are, the longer you can keep it up.

Unlucky.... there is a total hottie that lives on my street.

oh hold on.... she lives with me. :cackle:

great list cyn!

*you would always be single and available! :)

lol what about - the older you get the more you don't need to worry about dressing up

LOL! I love number 3!

lmao :)