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Cyndalie 10-09-2007 12:37 PM

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex
 
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don’t have to compliment the other person to get some.
6. Its O.K. when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone eles, because you are.
5. Twenty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.

And the number one reason Why Trick or treating is better than sex…
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!

What would you add?

Mister E 10-09-2007 02:56 PM

damn this babe can write!

Slippery 10-09-2007 03:04 PM

HA! Those are great Cyndalie.

GinaCochina 10-10-2007 01:35 PM

That's easy. The after-Halloween half-price candy sales. Even though everyone has already taken what they want, you actually might want a piece of what's left.

TheLegacy 10-10-2007 01:37 PM

I couldn't help but remove the words, "Trick or Treating" and replace them with "Cyndalie"

Funbrunette 10-10-2007 04:11 PM

8. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. :laughout:

I love it!

No need for beer goggles anymore! ;-)

tomuchcash 10-10-2007 10:22 PM

Nice!!

My fav being: And the number one reason Why Trick or treating is better than sex…
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!

Classic :laughout:

Platinum Chris 10-11-2007 09:57 AM

Very nice Cyn! I really can't think of any to add right now. You just may have covered them all

Sheri Santiago 10-11-2007 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 133457)

And the number one reason Why Trick or treating is better than sex…
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!


The thought of doing anyone in my neighborhood makes me ill

Janell 10-11-2007 02:32 PM

I love taking candy from strangers. LOL Seriously though I love halloween.

Cynthiab 10-11-2007 03:34 PM

The older you are, the longer you can keep it up.

Evil Chris 10-11-2007 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheri Santiago (Post 133615)
The thought of doing anyone in my neighborhood makes me ill

Unlucky.... there is a total hottie that lives on my street.

oh hold on.... she lives with me. :cackle:

carol.prime 10-11-2007 04:47 PM

great list cyn!

*you would always be single and available! :)

tomuchcash 10-15-2007 09:41 PM

lol what about - the older you get the more you don't need to worry about dressing up

seochick 10-16-2007 08:46 AM

LOL! I love number 3!

peterk 10-30-2007 03:02 AM

lmao :)


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