Santa Claus reads this board
 

That being the case, this is a perfect time and place to put together your wish list for Christmas. Jews can ask for stuff too. :laughout:

I would like a new laptop to play with. A Mac.
I have never owned one, and I think that eventually we're all going to have to learn that operating system. So Santa Claus, please bring me a Mac. I have been a good boy all year long. Really. Just ask my wife. :worthy:

Next!

I'd like a nice trip down south with my two favorite boys! :sunshine:

I promise I've been a good girl! :angel:

Dear Santa,
Seeing as I have been such a very good girl this year I am not asking for much...
1. A new car
2. A new home theatre system
3. some money would be nice
4. And please get rid of the mortgage

Thanks heaps,
:heart: Luv tomuchcash xx


:laughout: hehe

Dear Santa...

I have a little few wishes only.

1. Nice garret flat - furnished please
2. Mercedes SL55 AMG in black
3. Vacation on Caribik all inclucive with money for ganja and presents
4. Bellyful nice girls

That´s all for this year :)

A lot of thanks and see u!

Bye, your clever Darius

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

I don't need anything. If i want something that bad I'll just buy it myself.

hello santa, please do help me to give my family a better and stable life by giving me more opportunity to work. hope you can read what's on my mind. thank you!

All I want is a new Mac so I can get back to writing music. Sigh.

Oh, and if I was an extra good boy this year I could really use one of these...

http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/Inte...0_CY?$product$

A Clone of me pleeeeeeeeease This world desperatly need moooooore ME.....

Santa, a nice night out with the wife alone for a dinner and movie

Oh yes please throw him in for me too :laughout:

I want a house and new car :)

Dear Santa,

I've been very good this year. I've been faithful to my wife, well, almost. I quit smoking, and cut back on jerking off (although mostly because of a lack of new jerk material). I've also made good on my promises to Fun Brunette, both financial and physical.

So, in return, I would like to ask for the following few items.

1) My dick is too big. Can you please send me something to make it a bit smaller. Both lengthwise and thickness please. Most women take a gander and say "Oh God". No, really, they do.
2) I want Evil Chris to send me all of his traffic. Or at least put my upsell feed in his member's areas.
3) I wouldn't mind having a faster Mustang. Since they don't make such a beast yet, a new Ferrari would do nice. Red please.
4) HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING PAIN KILLERS FOR MY FUCKING TOE ALREADY? What did I do to deserve this?
5) A number of people in the industry owe me a lot of money. I would like for all of them to pay up at once before I need to hire a fucking attorney. While your at it, both my brothers owe me money too.
6) A large bag of pretzels.

Thanks!

Chocolate covered? Mmmmm.

http://s7ondemand1.scene7.com/is/ima...s-pb30?wid=300

Dear Santa,
Make me a stud.

Okay, here's a stud.

http://www.balltransfer.com/stud_mount3.jpg

Ok, please ignore my request then Santa!

Santa?! On this board? Sweet.

Well Santa, I've been a decent guy this year so if these things aren't delivered on Christmas Day I will hold Rudolph hostage until my demands are met.

1) A nice new Yamaha R6 preferably 50th Anniversary Edition.
2)How about a new decent sized plasma TV
3) Some extra cash to invest
4) A getaway to Vegas with the friends.
5) Treatments to go well.

I think that's it for now, the rest I can take care of myself, I have the drive nad teh vision to go far in anything I want to do, and I hope that it starts to show more for me this coming season.

Thank you santa. lol

http://www.carbuyersnotebook.com/arc...alade_2007.jpg

Do I sound greedy? :laughout:

That's one ugly SUV :)

oh me too!:heart:

are you for real?

I'd rather trim your Christmas bush ...

lol you were joking right?

Well, this is what we need more than want (I don't miss car payments)
but we definitly need it by Christmas

http://www.mitriplew.com/media/honda_crv_uff_06.jpg

Dear Santa,

I want:
a pair of hookers
for my ex-wife to find religion and stop being such a nagging pain in the ass
and for britney to remain sober and finish her rehab

I've been extremely good this year....

I 2nd that!