Stop the insanity!! A Bill in Congress needs our support
 

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Can this be for real?

I mean I fell for rock-paper-scissors, but skull fucking?

Talk about getting a 'boner'!

Its on the Onion News Network, so it MUST be real! ;)

Its a joke. Watch his mouth closely.