married sex is like....
 

a dog chasing a fucking car!

a very fast car.
ahahahahahaha

:eek:

married sex is like
 

Having your finger caught in a door .. Quick and painful ....

:p

Married sex is like...

> a job

You dread doing it every day cause it's the same damn thing, you always want more, and you really wanna quit but you don't want to look for a new one, so you just settle for what you got... of course, interviews are great unless you get turned down, then you just go back to your same old job.

:D