A Short Love Story
 

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...Him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fucking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

lol
i love that
but tell us true Chris
do you fart in bed
LOL

nope... only in the bathtub. ;)

ahahahah thanks for the laugh!

LOL .. Cute!

Funny cuz it's true LOL.

LOL. Im spoiled, my boyfriend always gets out of bed to get me stuff. :heart:

Yes he does! :laughout:

lol that was great. Good laugh to start the day off

LOL, that was awesome. I expected for them to have a night full of sex. But it was indeed really funny.

That was seriously funny!

lol, a farting love story.

yep that is love isnt it, lol

hahahahahahah. that was great. almost choked on my lunch. thanks for the laugh.