A sincere apology to the US
 

funny merde.....

Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television:

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.

Get back to work ya Damn Canadian ;)

what are you talking about...its not noon yet?

Whats up Cutie? Where you been hiding? Am I going to see yur gorgeous smile in Pheonix?

Hey Kaaaaaalan!

How is Canadas Playboy?? ;)
I am doing very, very well! Brad just
bought a new lake house that has been
keeping us very busy! Perhaps I will grace
you with my pretty smile in Phoenix ;)

ROTFLMAO

hehe

When is the house warming party? :D

Yeah, that's what I want to know!

and EC wonders why I don't post here much.

you have better wood? :rolleyes:

Haha. Some funny shit. I`m curious about one thing though.... How many Americans have even heard of the war of 1812? And actually know that we burned down the whitehouse back then?