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DrChango

02-26-2009 11:37 AM

Happy hour with my coworkers...

I got my eyebrows plucked by one of the women from our legal department...while she was hammered...in the middle of a dive bar. The fact that I didn't get my ass kicked before I left the bar still amazes me.

In other news, our DVD division did something absolutely amazing. After Vivid decided to run the risk of destroying civilization as we know it by offering Octo-Mom a million bucks to star in a porn, the head of Pink Visual countered with an offer of a year's worth of diapers for all that lady's kids on the sole condition that Octo-Mom did NOT appear in porn. Kim Kysar, I salute you! If you don't receive the Nobel Peace Prize I will loudly declare shenanigans against the Nobel committee.

lulu	02-26-2009 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DrChango (Post 154343)

I got my eyebrows plucked by one of the women from our legal department...while she was hammered...in the middle of a dive bar. The fact that I didn't get my ass kicked before I left the bar still amazes me.

lmao - tell me there is a pic of that somewhere?

In other news, our DVD division did something absolutely amazing. After Vivid decided to run the risk of destroying civilization as we know it by offering Octo-Mom a million bucks to star in a porn, the head of Pink Visual countered with an offer of a year's worth of diapers for all that lady's kids on the sole condition that Octo-Mom did NOT appear in porn. Kim Kysar, I salute you! If you don't receive the Nobel Peace Prize I will loudly declare shenanigans against the Nobel committee.

you're cracking me up. you're on a roll today. haha that would of permanently messed with my head i think.

DrChango

02-26-2009 01:10 PM

I think one of the managers from sales got it on her camera phone...I was too busy trying not to sneeze on Alesha to be sure...for some reason, if I get an eyebrow hair yanked I need to sneeze.

Cyndalie

02-26-2009 02:04 PM

Good times. That counter offer is great, and love the 'morally responsible' porn company line. I want to come to your happy hour, marketing gold!

DrChango

02-26-2009 02:11 PM

I checked around, but the attempted documentation of the event only yielded blurry pics. There might well be a pic of me drinking a girly drink, but you'd have better luck vetting a pic of the Loch Ness Monster than proving it was me drinking a Midori Sour!

Cyndalie, you're more than welcome to come out with us. Wednesdays at around five, a joint called Fenderskirts just south of Broadway. Bring lots of quarters so we can seize control of the juke box. Getting mighty tired of listening to Bob Seger!

Funbrunette

02-27-2009 07:44 AM

Did you have a unibrow? I totally respect your courage it hurts...lol Now let's see some better pics of you :shucks:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...72/unibrow.png

DrChango

03-02-2009 05:03 PM

Yes, I was born with only one eyebrow. I have a couple of pics up on AdultWhosWho, but I have yet to take a pic of the 'post-tweezing' me=)

Cyndalie

03-03-2009 11:38 AM

Did she respond to your counter offer yet? lol

DrChango

03-03-2009 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 154510)

Did she respond to your counter offer yet? lol

Not to my knowledge, but we did get a blurb in TMZ ;)

If she takes the contract offer I'm defecting to North Korea...

DrChango

03-16-2009 12:48 PM

it would appear I just stepped in a mound of unsolicited spam...

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