I'm a player or was I played?
 

Ok sit back and open a beer or whatever you drink and read what I'm about to tell you all as I think you will find it at least a bit entertaining.

Ok so saturday evening me and the boys are preparing ourselves to go to the club so of course we start to drink... HEAVILY! 3 hours and 1 Jack D later I'm in da fucking mood!!

I could just feel the fucking sex vipes lmao no seriously I wanted to party hard. So we went to the club and the first thing we do is order half of the fucking bar. Then some chicks start arriving and out of no where I'm sitting with this little sweet Asian package on my lap, how she got there? Don't ask me cause I don't remember :rolleyes:

Ohh well she then tells me she has a bf already and that he is laying at home waiting for her I'm like who gives a fuck I just wanna fuck you LOL!! I actually think I told her those exact words... Hours went by and then suddenly one of her girlfriends walks over to me and tries to hit me and I'm like WTF just happened there. She then comes by again trying to do the same thing again.
Then I said to myself enough is enough, so I walked over to her and say wtf is your problem!! And she then says why are you badmouthin' me! I haven't done anything to you! I then talked to her and sweared to God I had never badmouthed her, which I really hadn't! We then started to talk and then out of the blue I just say: I want you, right here right now!
She then says what makes you think I want you?
I say nothing and I don't care I just want you.
I think that shocked her a little and she then started talking about all kinds of other things... then 5-10 minutes later she says you want to come home with me?
And I was like "TOUCHDOWN" and said of course!
We then took a cab to her home....

To be continued!

LMAO!! Michael..you kill me!!

You always have the funniest adventures....:D

Uh, sucka.

Better check your wallet, make sure your cc are still there. You got drunk and went home with a tranny hooker.

Not quite :D

Come on don't tease.... give us the rest of the story...

Tranny

Mkay!

We then went by the cab home to her!
We then talked for like 15 minutes then started to kiss, and soon my tongue was doing the walking ... and I was eating her out, I think I was down on her for 1 hour lol and she loved it!

At this time I honestly thought I was gonna get some, but mmm I then think she got what she came for LOL and kinda slowed it all down and we ended up kissing... some hours later I left her house.

With the biggest smile on my face and a new phone number, but with the thought in my mind? Did she play me?

LOL Damn you gotta love life! One minute she is about to kill me and the other minute I got her pussy juices up to both ears!

Ahh life!!



PS Sorry for the not so detailed second part, but I got business to take care of :)

hahaha...sucker


you went down...and she got some...did she fall asleep on you..hehe;) ;)

Not shit she loved it...That's the way to my heart....:D

LOL! Sounds like someone had a good weekend.
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Is it a valid phone number? Who are you going to ask for if and when you call?

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Panky

The player got played.

It's her mobile number and I've already chatted with her ;)

Licky licky!

Don't tease a horny pregnant woman! :drool:

Is that where your heart is?

:bonk:

i hope you only eat bald pussy, right bro? :D

You betcha and I drink sweet pussy juices lol

IS that you in your avatar? you don't look old enough to drink pussy juice.

hehehe... just as long as the chicks he gets freaky with look even younger! mmmmmmm... *drool* :D

Sure is
You want a pic of me with a beard LOL

BTW: My pussy license says I was born in 1982

Sooo cute Mystery Man is a baby Boy !! 1982 .. jokes

So yah MM u going for the asian girlz now ?? Interesting..... :p :p :p need any advice for those damn asian's hit me up . U know i am asian right ?

he's not THAT young... :)

i did a few chicks so far this year who were born in 1985 ::-|

pretty soon, we'll be working with girls born in the same year as the 1st car i ever owned (1989)... ROTF

"the older i get, the younger they stay" :D

1985..that was the year I graduated high school.

Chris, I'd watch her if I were you... :D