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gunner 04-10-2003 09:05 AM

Ooops. I need a new XNATIONS shirt
 
PREFACE: Over the years I've had my nose busted a few times, so now, besides looking fucked it, my nose also doesn't work right. It causes me to snore really loud and to sneeze through my mouth. It's fucked up.


Ok, so I'm on the flight to Desert Forum last week and the stewardess comes by with the snacks. In the box there are a few oreo cookies, so I chow down. Then all of a sudden, I get the sudden urge to sneeze. I turn my head and cover my mouth, but this monster sneeze sprays the black oreo cookies I'd been eating all over my XNATIONS T-SHIRT. I run to the bathroom and try to scrub it out, but the little tissues are just falling apart. So I return to my seat, my sleeve soaked in water, still stained with Oreo juice, and little pieces of tissue paper. I had to wait to get off the plane and get my baggage before I could change my shirt.


Just thought I'd share.
(You all now see why I generally travel alone)

Evil Chris 04-10-2003 09:34 AM

You have a PREFACE, and a story... but where's the MORAL? :laughout:
And pics.... we need pics... LOL

Funbrunette 04-10-2003 10:44 AM

Yes, I agree! We want to see pics! :D Hit me up on ICQ hun...I'll see what I can do for you! ;)

LaurieX 04-10-2003 11:29 AM

Hahaha Gunner that is very funny. I would have loved to have seen that.

Vid Vicious 04-10-2003 12:49 PM

Washing said shirt is not an option?


Are you like me ? I'd rather go shopping then do laundry or Iron ..that's way I have one closet full of shirts unironed and only worn once .. LOL

Ounique 04-10-2003 01:33 PM

gunner,

That was the most repulsive story I've ever heard!

You is my kind of peoples. :nuts:

mailman 04-10-2003 01:51 PM

i still got mine... by my gf weres it all the time.... :(

PaulSweet 04-10-2003 02:08 PM

::-|

Thats a story!

emmanuelle 04-10-2003 04:27 PM

Personally I would have loved to be there when Gunner removed his shirt to wash it!

gunner 04-11-2003 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by emmanuelle
Personally I would have loved to be there when Gunner removed his shirt to wash it!
sorry I didn't capture that moment. here's a topless pic for ya ;^)

me and the boss man in phoenix
http://fubarwebmasters.com/phoenix/hotel/DSC_0285.htm

Katlicious 04-11-2003 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gunner
sorry I didn't capture that moment. here's a topless pic for ya ;^)

me and the boss man in phoenix
http://fubarwebmasters.com/phoenix/hotel/DSC_0285.htm

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuu um! That's my new Wallpaper for work. If the boss has a problem with it, he can kiss my arse. LOL.

AdultInsiderJen 04-11-2003 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katlicious
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuu um!
My thoughts exactly!!!

He is Hot STUFF! :D

Panky 04-11-2003 07:29 AM

WOW! <img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/wonder.gif" width="19" height="19"> Thank you for sharing the shirtless pic and not the Oreo snotted XNations shirt.
<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/sgrin.gif" width="19" height="24">



<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/biggrininvert.gif" width="15" height="15">
Panky

LaurieX 04-11-2003 11:50 AM

Not only is he hot stuff ladies but he is the nicest guy ever! very cool and smart and boy can he sing Frank Sinatra songs:angel:

Funbrunette 04-11-2003 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gunner
sorry I didn't capture that moment. here's a topless pic for ya ;^)

me and the boss man in phoenix
http://fubarwebmasters.com/phoenix/hotel/DSC_0285.htm

:drool: Yum! yum!

gunner 04-11-2003 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LaurieX
Not only is he hot stuff ladies but he is the nicest guy ever! very cool and smart and boy can he sing Frank Sinatra songs:angel:
:blush: thanks guys!

Laurie, Poppy, Barry, Hazel, Uncle D and Me had the BEST steak and lobster at a resteraunt called Harris' in Phoenix. 3 bottles of Mondavi Fume Blanc... Amo il vino!

Fly me to the moon
Let me sing among those stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars

LaurieX 04-11-2003 05:54 PM

LOL That was THE best dinner. keep singin :xthumbs:

Kris 04-11-2003 10:38 PM

funny story gunner! didn't know you were into frank. one of these days i'll have to tell the story of the night in chicago!!

Carrie 04-11-2003 11:59 PM

Hubby and I were looking at that picture last night on FUBAR and said "Damn!!" (yes, both of us!)
Are you sure you're a webmaster? We have a rule, ya know - wide butts, weak muscles, extremely pale skin required... :D

Funbrunette 04-12-2003 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
Hubby and I were looking at that picture last night on FUBAR and said "Damn!!" (yes, both of us!)
Are you sure you're a webmaster? We have a rule, ya know - wide butts, weak muscles, extremely pale skin required... :D

No way! There's quite a few hotties out there! :D Evil-Chris is pretty hot too! :love: (Haaaaaaaaa! I'm so cheesy!)

emmanuelle 04-12-2003 12:31 AM

mmmmm thanks Gunner!
You & Uncle D were the best scenery in Vegas. Are you coming up for the Toronto show or Montreal?

Short Irish Guy 04-12-2003 03:31 PM

That story is an instant classic :blush:

gunner 04-13-2003 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emmanuelle
mmmmm thanks Gunner!
You & Uncle D were the best scenery in Vegas. Are you coming up for the Toronto show or Montreal?

I'll be in TO and Montreal! hope ta see ya there :D
but NO OREOES on the plane this time.

Short Irish Guy 04-13-2003 10:05 PM

Anyone around Houston? ::-|

Pidgin 04-14-2003 07:15 AM

OMG - I tried to picture it in my mind - and it "looked" horrible ;)

gunner 04-14-2003 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kris
funny story gunner! didn't know you were into frank. one of these days i'll have to tell the story of the night in chicago!!
man, you actually remember that night? fuck.
I just remember.... ahhh, I'll let you tell it. :p

StuartD 04-14-2003 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gunner
sorry I didn't capture that moment. here's a topless pic for ya ;^)

me and the boss man in phoenix
http://fubarwebmasters.com/phoenix/hotel/DSC_0285.htm

jeeze Gunner, you make me ashamed to be an adult webmaster. We're trying to uphold an image here... a stereotype.

How are people going to picture all us guys having no hair and being fat and lazy with you posting pics like that? :rolleyes:

LadySharlot 04-15-2003 11:22 AM

OMG--You guys are actually FALLING for that lame-assed story about the "oreos"??!! Sheesh.... Yes, he can be quite creative, but I think it's a pile of woven words in order to snag another such shirt! LOL

Hmm...let's see...*I* need another shirt too, 'cause once...at band camp...a big bear came up and...well...nevermind. LOL

Oh--and I've got a LOT more incriminating images of Gunner than the one he posted... Hehehehehhehe

Lubya Hon! Mwhahahahhaha

http://www.ladysharlot.com/huggs.gif
Lady Sharlot :-)

Short Irish Guy 04-15-2003 11:27 AM

Funny - I thought you were using the shirt as a jizz mop ::-|

Ounique 04-15-2003 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Short Irish Guy
Funny - I thought you were using the shirt as a jizz mop ::-|
OMG, wouldn't Jizz Mop be the best name for a band!!!

Hmmm, I really need to get out more. :viking:


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