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Ooops. I need a new XNATIONS shirt
PREFACE: Over the years I've had my nose busted a few times, so now, besides looking fucked it, my nose also doesn't work right. It causes me to snore really loud and to sneeze through my mouth. It's fucked up.
Ok, so I'm on the flight to Desert Forum last week and the stewardess comes by with the snacks. In the box there are a few oreo cookies, so I chow down. Then all of a sudden, I get the sudden urge to sneeze. I turn my head and cover my mouth, but this monster sneeze sprays the black oreo cookies I'd been eating all over my XNATIONS T-SHIRT. I run to the bathroom and try to scrub it out, but the little tissues are just falling apart. So I return to my seat, my sleeve soaked in water, still stained with Oreo juice, and little pieces of tissue paper. I had to wait to get off the plane and get my baggage before I could change my shirt. Just thought I'd share. (You all now see why I generally travel alone) |
You have a PREFACE, and a story... but where's the MORAL? :laughout:
And pics.... we need pics... LOL |
Yes, I agree! We want to see pics! :D Hit me up on ICQ hun...I'll see what I can do for you! ;)
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Hahaha Gunner that is very funny. I would have loved to have seen that.
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Washing said shirt is not an option?
Are you like me ? I'd rather go shopping then do laundry or Iron ..that's way I have one closet full of shirts unironed and only worn once .. LOL |
gunner,
That was the most repulsive story I've ever heard! You is my kind of peoples. :nuts: |
i still got mine... by my gf weres it all the time.... :(
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Thats a story! |
Personally I would have loved to be there when Gunner removed his shirt to wash it!
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me and the boss man in phoenix http://fubarwebmasters.com/phoenix/hotel/DSC_0285.htm |
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He is Hot STUFF! :D |
WOW! <img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/wonder.gif" width="19" height="19"> Thank you for sharing the shirtless pic and not the Oreo snotted XNations shirt.
<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/sgrin.gif" width="19" height="24"> <img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/biggrininvert.gif" width="15" height="15"> Panky |
Not only is he hot stuff ladies but he is the nicest guy ever! very cool and smart and boy can he sing Frank Sinatra songs:angel:
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Laurie, Poppy, Barry, Hazel, Uncle D and Me had the BEST steak and lobster at a resteraunt called Harris' in Phoenix. 3 bottles of Mondavi Fume Blanc... Amo il vino! Fly me to the moon Let me sing among those stars Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars |
LOL That was THE best dinner. keep singin :xthumbs:
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funny story gunner! didn't know you were into frank. one of these days i'll have to tell the story of the night in chicago!!
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Hubby and I were looking at that picture last night on FUBAR and said "Damn!!" (yes, both of us!)
Are you sure you're a webmaster? We have a rule, ya know - wide butts, weak muscles, extremely pale skin required... :D |
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mmmmm thanks Gunner!
You & Uncle D were the best scenery in Vegas. Are you coming up for the Toronto show or Montreal? |
That story is an instant classic :blush:
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but NO OREOES on the plane this time. |
Anyone around Houston? ::-|
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OMG - I tried to picture it in my mind - and it "looked" horrible ;)
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I just remember.... ahhh, I'll let you tell it. :p |
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How are people going to picture all us guys having no hair and being fat and lazy with you posting pics like that? :rolleyes: |
OMG--You guys are actually FALLING for that lame-assed story about the "oreos"??!! Sheesh.... Yes, he can be quite creative, but I think it's a pile of woven words in order to snag another such shirt! LOL
Hmm...let's see...*I* need another shirt too, 'cause once...at band camp...a big bear came up and...well...nevermind. LOL Oh--and I've got a LOT more incriminating images of Gunner than the one he posted... Hehehehehhehe Lubya Hon! Mwhahahahhaha http://www.ladysharlot.com/huggs.gif Lady Sharlot :-) |
Funny - I thought you were using the shirt as a jizz mop ::-|
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Hmmm, I really need to get out more. :viking: |
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